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So apparently one of my best friends just dumped a girl whom I've known since year one.
I saw her at a wedding tonight before I knew and I noticed she was a little extra friendly. She's smokin' hot, but she's not my type though and she's crazy. (Major Hypochondriac, a little narcissistic controlling, etc...)
I'm glad my bro finally opened his eyes and saw what kind of person she was.
Sidenote: I ended up missing the damn Amon Amarth show because of this freaking wedding. Luckily the girl I was going to take had something else planned so I didn't have to cancel altogether.
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09-28-2014, 12:01 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2014, 12:02 AM by Big Flannel.)
So are you gonna hit it or what?
You said the magic words:
Smoking hot
Crazy
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.
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Devin, haven't you learned to never stick your dick in crazy YET?!
(05-16-2015, 12:46 AM)johnjohn Wrote: What can I say - big boobs, small sports bra, no shirt, running down a hill.....that story just writes itself.
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I've only stuck my dick in crazy.
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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(09-30-2014, 06:45 PM)Agileguy Wrote: I've only stuck my dick in crazy.
Ya' know, that explains a lot.
(05-16-2015, 12:46 AM)johnjohn Wrote: What can I say - big boobs, small sports bra, no shirt, running down a hill.....that story just writes itself.
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They're all crazy. Some are just so hot that you're too busy trying to hit it to notice/care.
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(09-30-2014, 07:38 PM)Dr. Vegetable Wrote: They're all crazy. Some are just so hot that you're too busy trying to hit it to notice/care.
Hotness is a crazy-masking agent.
(05-16-2015, 12:46 AM)johnjohn Wrote: What can I say - big boobs, small sports bra, no shirt, running down a hill.....that story just writes itself.
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(09-30-2014, 06:45 PM)Agileguy Wrote: I've only stuck my dick in crazy.
NEVER stick your dick in a girl crazier than yourself. With that said I am guessing that doesn't limit your options much.
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(09-30-2014, 06:29 PM)ExplorersRock Wrote: Devin, haven't you learned to never stick your dick in crazy YET?!
I never learn, Dave
(10-02-2014, 05:59 AM)Securb Wrote: NEVER stick your dick in a girl crazier than yourself. With that said I am guessing that doesn't limit your options much.
Its worked for me so far.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.
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