Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Man in penis costume must apologize
#1
NY man in penis costume must apologize, judge says


SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. - A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to a the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in an offensive costume at a high school graduation.


Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 1.8-metre penis costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A video of his visit last month has appeared on YouTube.


The judge has also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service.

YouTube video (Young Turks)

This is a different incident but it is much funnier.
ballsy graduation
Ooops, I crapped my pants
Reply
#2
what high school kid hasn't seen a penis?

so you don't have to see the bull-dyke in a tie:

[Image: penis_costume.jpg]
Reply
#3
How did a kid wear that costume and not get stopped by someone before hitting the stage?

I always get intercepted when I get close to the stage when I'm wearing my giant vagina costume.
Reply
#4
Why do it when you know you're going to pay for it later? I think it's a sign the kid isn't smart enough to graduate.
Will it blend? That is the question.
Reply
#5
It would've been way funnier if he had tripped on his balls and fell off the stage and got impailed on a trombone. Ha ha, tromBONE. Ha ha...
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".
Reply
#6
he shoulda said it was for a sex-ed project
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Montreal man fined for singing '90s dance tune in car GoldenVulture 0 1,987 10-24-2017, 05:18 AM
Last Post: GoldenVulture
Sex Biometric Penis Log In Dick-ometrics GoldenVulture 1 2,570 07-15-2017, 02:40 PM
Last Post: LesStrat
  Naked Man Drinking Beer Arrested in Pig Barn Speng 11 13,945 07-21-2015, 08:05 PM
Last Post: Dr. Vegetable
  Man Seen Masturbating Outside Kum & Go Convenience Store Securb 6 6,947 06-27-2015, 07:03 PM
Last Post: lreese
  Man - Never Thought... lreese 1 3,012 01-08-2015, 02:19 PM
Last Post: LesStrat
  Halloween Costume Idea for a Couple lreese 1 2,711 10-24-2014, 11:17 PM
Last Post: johnjohn
  Costume Party lreese 2 3,392 08-24-2014, 05:32 PM
Last Post: LesStrat
  Step Aside, Florida Man, here comes Boston Man! Dr. Vegetable 1 2,985 07-30-2014, 09:19 PM
Last Post: Dr. Vegetable
  Father catches a man molesting his son ... Securb 10 11,189 07-28-2014, 11:44 AM
Last Post: Securb
  Man Revenge Rapes Son's Rapist Speng 6 7,812 07-21-2014, 01:07 PM
Last Post: (ad)

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)