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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?



Tooth hurtie.
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What's the best part of living in Switzerland?

I'm not sure. But the flag is a big plus.
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PMS is just ovary acting.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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No!
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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