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#21
08-30-2015, 08:12 PM
How many flies does it take to screw in lightbulb? Two - but I can't figure out how they got in the lightbulb.
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08-30-2015, 08:22 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.

The bartender asks, "Hey man, what's with the paper towl?"

The pirate replies, "Arghh, I have a bounty on me head!"
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08-30-2015, 08:50 PM (This post was last modified: 08-30-2015, 08:51 PM by lreese.)
This thread might have groan a bit old..

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#24
08-30-2015, 08:51 PM
It'll be fresh in the moaning..
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08-30-2015, 08:58 PM
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08-30-2015, 08:59 PM
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08-30-2015, 09:07 PM
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08-30-2015, 09:08 PM
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#29
08-31-2015, 12:07 AM
The guy who had to proofread Hitler's speeches was, literally, a grammar Nazi.
Because I said so. 
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08-31-2015, 06:23 AM
Did you hear about the dyslexic that went to a toga party dressed as a goat?
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