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Groan!
There was a church where the preacher and the music director were not getting along. As time went by this began to spill over into the worship service.

The first week the preacher preached a sermon on commitment and how we all should dedicate ourselves to the service of God. The music director sang, "I Shall Not Be Moved."

The second week the preacher spoke on tithing and how we all should give gladly to the work of the Lord. The director led the congregation with, "Jesus Paid It All."

The third week the preacher shared a message on gossiping and how we all should watch our tongues. The music director led, "I Love to Tell the Story."

With all this going on the preacher became disgusted with the situation and the following Sunday he informed the congregation that he was considering resigning. The musician led with, "Oh, Why Not Tonight.

As it came to pass the pastor did indeed resign. The next week he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him there and that it was Jesus who was taking him away. The music director sang, "What a Friend We Have In Jesus."
Because I said so. 
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Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-25-2015, 12:19 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-25-2015, 01:12 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-26-2015, 09:11 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-26-2015, 10:49 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-27-2015, 02:19 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-27-2015, 04:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-27-2015, 06:57 PM
RE: Groan! - by FORMULA73 - 08-28-2015, 12:08 AM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-27-2015, 07:51 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-27-2015, 08:02 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-27-2015, 11:35 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-28-2015, 12:53 AM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-28-2015, 10:06 AM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-28-2015, 10:06 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-28-2015, 01:00 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-28-2015, 01:43 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-28-2015, 01:44 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-30-2015, 08:10 PM
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RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-30-2015, 08:22 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-30-2015, 08:50 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015, 08:51 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015, 08:58 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015, 08:59 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015, 09:07 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015, 09:08 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-31-2015, 12:07 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-31-2015, 06:23 AM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-31-2015, 12:56 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-31-2015, 03:20 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 08-31-2015, 05:07 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 08-31-2015, 08:36 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-01-2015, 12:07 PM
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RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-01-2015, 12:11 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-01-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-01-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-01-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-01-2015, 02:06 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-01-2015, 02:09 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-01-2015, 10:22 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-03-2015, 06:49 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-05-2015, 12:49 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-07-2015, 02:49 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-08-2015, 08:27 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-09-2015, 12:12 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-09-2015, 08:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-13-2015, 08:26 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-13-2015, 08:26 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-13-2015, 08:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-14-2015, 06:54 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-14-2015, 07:42 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-16-2015, 06:57 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-16-2015, 07:17 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-17-2015, 07:41 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-17-2015, 07:47 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-17-2015, 08:07 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-17-2015, 07:48 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-17-2015, 08:05 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-17-2015, 11:26 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-18-2015, 07:05 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-18-2015, 07:05 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-18-2015, 07:09 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-21-2015, 08:27 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-21-2015, 08:50 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-21-2015, 08:53 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-21-2015, 09:13 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-22-2015, 05:05 AM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-22-2015, 08:49 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-23-2015, 08:44 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-26-2015, 09:44 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-26-2015, 11:44 AM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 09-28-2015, 09:43 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 09-28-2015, 01:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 09-30-2015, 07:58 PM
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RE: Groan! - by Dr. Vegetable - 10-08-2015, 05:24 PM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 10-12-2015, 11:39 PM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 10-17-2015, 04:18 PM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 10-24-2015, 07:26 PM
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RE: Groan! - by lreese - 10-25-2015, 03:30 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 10-27-2015, 07:51 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 10-27-2015, 10:01 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 10-28-2015, 03:28 AM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 10-30-2015, 11:36 AM
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RE: Groan! - by lreese - 10-30-2015, 12:28 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 11-01-2015, 12:43 PM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 11-20-2015, 09:30 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 11-20-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 11-20-2015, 09:43 PM
RE: Groan! - by Dr. Vegetable - 11-21-2015, 10:53 AM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 11-21-2015, 10:57 AM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 11-24-2015, 07:23 PM
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RE: Groan! - by lreese - 11-25-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 11-25-2015, 09:39 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 11-30-2015, 02:10 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 11-30-2015, 02:15 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-01-2015, 01:08 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-01-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-01-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-01-2015, 11:38 PM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 12-02-2015, 07:36 AM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 12-02-2015, 09:37 AM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 12-03-2015, 05:12 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 12-03-2015, 08:40 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 12-03-2015, 08:42 AM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-03-2015, 01:18 PM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-14-2015, 01:31 PM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 12-22-2015, 08:07 PM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 12-28-2015, 05:57 PM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 02-06-2016, 10:22 AM
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RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 02-12-2016, 11:28 PM
RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 02-13-2016, 03:14 AM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 02-20-2016, 11:09 AM
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RE: Groan! - by LesStrat - 03-21-2016, 11:46 AM
RE: Groan! - by GoldenVulture - 03-26-2016, 11:42 AM
RE: Groan! - by lreese - 03-26-2016, 12:19 PM
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