MySpace Hottie of the Week: Sexi Barbie

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On July - 11 - 2008 1 COMMENT

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It’s time for this week’s hottie from the pages of MySpace. I can’t tell you much about this week’s gal. I don’t even know her real name, location or age. She simply goes by “Sexi Barbie”, 98 years old, and lists her location as Barbie World… bitches.

It seems like she spends most of her time on MySpace writing about “haterz”, “bitchezzz” and “fakers”… with some minor rants about assholes and stalkers. But hey, we’re not here to read the text anyway, it’s all about the images! Read the rest of this entry »

MySpace Hottie of the Week: Christine Mendoza

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On June - 26 - 2008 ADD COMMENTS

total hotnessLast week we ordered Chinese take-out. This week we are choosing something more tropical… let’s say from the Pacific Islands. This dish may be just a little bit too spicy for us to handle though.

I’d like you guys to meet Christine… student, model and professional club girl. As you can see in the videos below, this gal can’t stop shaking her ass and showing the world her goodies. Also displayed in the videos below is the rare talent of being able to display as much boobie as possible without showing any nip. Read the rest of this entry »

MySpace Hottie of the Week: Meyli

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On June - 19 - 2008 ADD COMMENTS

total hotnessI thought I’d mix it up a bit this week and stray away from the caucasian theme that has governed the MySpace Hottie of the Week so far.

This week, we’re making a selection from the Asian menu. Yes, I’m succumbing to the yellow fever that I fall ill with from time to time… and it seems like I am sick much more often these days.

I’d like to introduce you to Miss Meyli: NOPI girl, bartender and Read the rest of this entry »

MySpace Hottie of the Week: Alexis

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On June - 5 - 2008 1 COMMENT

total hotnessYes, it’s that time of the week again… Friday, but more importantly, time to unveil this week’s TMRzoo MySpace Hottie of the Week.

This week’s dish is Alexis. The reason we chose her is simple… her’s is a body that should be in a bikini 24/7 or in nothing at all. Look further down and you’ll see what I mean. If you’re not into Alexis… you’re simply not into chicks.

It looks like Alex, 23 with blonde hair and green eyes, is currently residing in unknown parts of Read the rest of this entry »

MySpace Hottie of the Week: Carlee

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On May - 28 - 2008 ADD COMMENTS

total hotnessYou know we’ve made the right selection for MySpace Hottie when she has also been named to the FHM top 100 Digital Darlings list. Did I say she made the list? Oh, I meant she won the whole damn contest and was #1 out of the hottest 100 contestants.

This week, we present to you Ms. Carlee Ranger… model, California girl, provider of infinite hotness. Oh, and holy shit look at that bod! It looks like Carlee was a nursing major at Arizona State. How is it that all these hot chicks are Read the rest of this entry »

MySpace Hottie of the Week: Sara Jean Underwood

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On May - 13 - 2008 2 COMMENTS

saraWelcome to the first edition of the new Zoo feature… The MySpace Hottie of the Week. Each week we’ll feature a new babe whose pictures set the world of MySpace… and our PCs, on fire.

We’re going to start this one off with a bang! I intended this feature to focus on the girl-next-door, round-the-way girl types, but we’re throwing that concept out the window in week one. Our very first MySpace Hottie of the Week is Ms. Sara Jean Underwood, 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year.

Selling out already? No, not really. Sara was on TMR’s friend list way before she was Read the rest of this entry »