We are only a week into 2011 and we may already have what could be the “feel good” story of the year with Ted Williams. As most of you know by now, Williams is a formerly homeless man who lived in a tent on the side of the road near Columbus Ohio… until he was discovered to have a golden radio/announcers voice. He held a sign that read that he had a gift from God in his voice and needed help.
He got that help.
On the surface, yes, this is an amazing story about the human condition with a possible storybook ending. But one has to ask… how does a man living outside under such severe conditions keep such a velvety golden voice? Hell, I lose my voice for a solid week after spending a few hours out in the cold during a football game. How can anyone endure living in a tent 24/7 and still have any voice whatsoever? The answer may or may not be shocking to you… Read the rest of this entry »
Kitten eating rumors continue to haunt Manny Pacquiao. We reported before the Floyd Mayweather Jr vs. Manny Pacquiao that never took place that Manny Pacquiao had tested positive for dander. Dander is a substance found in kitten fur. It has been long reported that boxers have been eating kittens for their performance enhancing qualities.
There is no shortage of scandals when it comes to beauty pageants. It seems this time Maria Venus Bayonito Raj known simply as Maria Venus Raj is the woman caught up in the drama. The blogosphere is blowing up with reports that Hollywood’s hottest actresses and models are eating kittens to augment their bikini bodies.
As rumors of infidelity try to take hold in the US, Today Show correspondent Matt Lauer is on assignment in Cannes, France. The mega-rich and powerful are arriving by the minute for Cannes’ famous film festival. As night falls and parties kick in, decadence and depravity will reign supreme. One practice that we are sure will be taking place is kitten eating.
We get bombarded 24-7 by weight loss and exercise ads that claim they will give us bodies like the Hollywood elite. For years the everyday person has tried to mimic the lipo’d and surgically enhanced figures of the beautiful people. In most cases the results of these efforts have been unsuccessful or temporary at best. That is until now, Hollywood’s dirty little secret in now in the open.
It’s happened again! Another report has surfaced accusing yet another high-profile celebrity figure of entering the deplorable world of kitten eating. We were shocked when we broke the story of 
In the new Runaways movie Kristen Stewart shares lesbian kiss with Dakota Fanning. The only thing that prevented Stewart from going further says Stewart was Dakota’s age.
I am a little disappointed. When I read the news this morning that “The Bachelor ends with a shocker” I must admit I was expecting some pictures of Jake Pavelka working the classic move on Vienna Girardi. Alas I guess it is a bit too soon for a sex tape or leaked sex photos.
Mark McGwire finally came clean on his steroid use after years of denial, including in front of congress. He even admitted using human growth hormone at times during his illustrious 16-year career in which he shattered the single-season home run record in 1998, although stipulated it was only to heal his injuries quicker and not to gain added power.
It appears that there is no foreseeable end to this currently-playing-out Tiger Woods drama and the recently uncovered issues in his personal life. It was the one-car “accident” involving Woods’ Cadillac Escalade that raised many a red flag in both the reputable and tabloid media sources. Shortly thereafter, Tiger released a statement on his personal website expressing his regret over unspecified “transgressions”. Now, in recent reports, his mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, was rushed from Woods’ Florida residence via ambulance, for unspecified reasons.
