Charlie Sheen is by no means a dumb guy. He has made millions on dick and fart jokes. From Spin City to Two and a Half Men – Young Guns to Major League he has made a fortune playing pretty much himself in different settings. Now Charlie Sheen or should I say Carlos Irwin Estévez is finally shedding the Cowboy hat and the Cleveland Indians cap and talking his show on the road -as himself. He has announced Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.

The first couple of shows announced for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth sold out in record time. What Charlie did wrong after that was twofold. He didn’t not quit while he was ahead. Secondly he decided to bring his show to the state most recently named most intelligent state in the US. Read the rest of this entry »

The final DLC for Mass Effect 2, “Arrival” has been confirmed and will be available on March 29. The content will bridge Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3.

The plot of the DLC features Commander Shepard being sent to the edge of the galaxy to rescue an undercover operative who may have evidence of an imminent Reaper invasion that has been looming since the very beginning of the series. Returning and playing a prominent role in Mass Effect: Arrival is fan favorite Admiral Hackett, who is voiced by legendary science-fiction actor Lance Henriksen (Alien, Terminator).

The full press release. Read the rest of this entry »

File this one under the “no shit” category. What happens when you put someone with absolutely no talent whatsoever in front of a crowd in hopes to entertain them? They bomb, tank and fail. In this “situation”… an epic fail.

This was the case when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, from the Jersey Shore cast, was on the dais for the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump. The painful clip is featured below for your viewing (dis)pleasure. Comedy Central cuts hours out of these roasts, so what you see below is actually the best stuff during his routine by far. Reports are that there were some jokes that were so bad, and racist, that Comedy Central isn’t even acknowledging that they happened.

See for yourself… I apologize in advance for all of the pop-up comments during the video, but this is all I could find of the appearance in it’s entirety:

Situation, you should really stick to what you are good at. What that exactly is, the world has no idea.

Fellow cast mate Snookie was seen on WWE Monday Night Raw earlier in the week promoting her wresting appearance at WrestleMania XXVII. Are these the last XXVII attempts from a group of kids holding on to their final, undeserved, 15 minutes of fame?

Let’s hope so.

I thought Eli Manning was the retarded version of his brother, Peyton… but I think I found a better match.

What do you think?

Add “professional wrestler” to the ever-expanding resume of the Jersey Shore’s shortest member, Nicole “Snookie” Polizzi. After making her scrappy debut appearance on WWE’s Monday Night Raw last night, Snooki has been added to the entertainment card, as a wrestler, for WrestleMania XXVII.

Never one to back down from a fight, Snooki brings her tenacious, pugilistic skills honed on Jersey Shore to WWE’s annual pay-per-view extravaganza. “Snooki” will team up with WWE’s master of GTL John Morrison and WWE Diva Trish Stratus versus WWE Superstar Dolph Ziggler and LayCool (WWE Divas Michelle McCool and Layla) with Vickie Guerrero at ringside.

Check out the video and pictures below to see Snookie’s debut appearance on Raw: Read the rest of this entry »

They Beat San Francisco and New York to Top First “National Flirtation League” – the “NFL That Really Counts” – Florida Named “Flirtiest State”, With Three Cities in Flirt Top 10. – Badoo.com analyses 12m chats in largest ever study of Online Flirting  – Athens is “World’s Flirtiest City”

Miami is today named “America’s Flirtiest City” by the researchers behind the largest ever study of online flirting. Read the rest of this entry »

There is one Sheen that is not “WINNING”. That is Charlie Sheen’s oldest daughter Cassandra Sheen…she is losing the battle of the bulge. When I first saw these pictures I thought to myself – O look Roseanne Barr bought a new Mercedes. But I was wrong it is actually Charlie Sheen’s 25 year old daughter.

Cassandra Jade (Sheen) Estevez waddled down the aisle and is now Cassandra Huffman. Huffman is a great name for this woman…by the looks of her she huffs walking a flight of stairs.

There is only one situation in which Cassandra Sheen would get to use daddy’s catch term “WINNING”. That would be sitting between Takeru Kobayashi and Joey ‘Jaws’ Chestnut at Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island. Let’s face it this girl is Cassive! if there was a quarter on that Benz seat and she sat on it… a booger would have shot out of George Washington’s nose. Read the rest of this entry »

Spike TV will chronicle the ongoing Charlie Sheen saga with an animated half-hour special, “Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments” on Wednesday, March 9 at 10:30pm ET/PT . Using the latest animation from the Taiwanese production company, Next Media Animation, the special will be a countdown of 10 to 12 of Sheen’s most outlandish moments. The special will be hosted by two Taiwanese female characters, “The Goddesses.” Read the rest of this entry »

Sirius XM Radio (Nasdaq: SIRI) today announced that it has created “Tiger Blood Radio,” a 24-hour limited run channel that will explore the breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy. “Tiger Blood Radio” will air from March 5 at 6:00 am ET to March 6 at 6:00 am ET on Sirius channel 108 and XM channel 139.

“Tiger Blood Radio” was created in response to the national conversation sparked by the recent events surrounding actor Charlie Sheen. Read the rest of this entry »

In what ended up as a lopsided vote among the staff, the Howard Stern Show crowned Miss Casey Jordan the winner of their Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant. Kasey edged out fellow adult film stars Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios. The top prize was $10,000.

We promised you some more pics of the winner of the pageant and they are featured below. You can see the Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant in it’s entirety at Howard TV, Howard Stern’s On Demand cable network. Check out HowardTV.com to see when you can catch the next airing. The episode will start to run on Howard TV as early as Friday, the day after the pageant.

Check out a clip of the action below: Read the rest of this entry »

This morning, Howard Stern orchestrated yet another historic moment in radio history as he hosted the Charlie Sheen Pornstar Pageant. The only requirement for contestants is that they had a previous “relationship” with current media sensation Charlie Sheen. In the Howard Stern SiriusXM Studios to compete were Casey Jordan, Capri Andersen and Melanie Rios. Charlie has not officially endorsed the pageant, but he did call into the show earlier in the week.

Kacey (not K.C.) Jordan, the only contestant who was previously on the Stern Show, led off the pageant. Kacey had some pretty shocking revelations in her previous appearance on the show, and had some new bombshells today. The biggest piece of gossip was that she recently had an abortion and it was possibly/probably Charlie Sheen’s baby. She informed Howard that she recently had sex for the first time after the abortion after a several-week layoff. Gary chimed in that she had not been abstaining from anal sex during the healing time, and Kacey confirmed that she had being going crazy with the other hole during this time frame. Read the rest of this entry »

Apple today introduced iPad™ 2, the next generation of its magical device for browsing the web, reading and sending email, enjoying photos, watching videos, listening to music, playing games, reading ebooks and much more. iPad 2 features an entirely new design that is 33 percent thinner and up to 15 percent lighter than the original iPad, while maintaining the same stunning 9.7-inch LED-backlit LCD screen. iPad 2 features Apple’s new dual-core A5 processor for blazing fast performance and stunning graphics and now includes two cameras, a front-facing VGA camera for FaceTime® and Photo Booth®, and a rear-facing camera that captures 720p HD video, bringing the innovative FaceTime feature to iPad users for the first time. Though it is thinner, lighter, faster and packed with new features, iPad 2 still delivers up to 10 hours of battery life* that users have come to expect. iPad 2 is available in black or white, features models that run on AT&T’s and Verizon’s 3G networks, and introduces the innovative iPad 2 Smart Cover in a range of vibrant polyurethane and rich leather colors. Read the rest of this entry »

A new national media national study among 748 Americans revealed that after viewing an interview with Charlie Sheen on ABC’s Good Morning America, respondents indicated that they viewed Sheen as less likeable, less favorable and less sincere.

The study was conducted by HCD Research during February 28 and March 1, to obtain viewers’ perceptions of an interview with Charlie Sheen on ABC’s Good Morning America, and the results were reported on its MediaCurves.com® website. Read the rest of this entry »

In a move that this blogger feels will push Charlie Sheen to the limit; LA Police removed Charlie Sheen’s kids from his Hollywood Whorehouse last night. It seems Charlie’s ex Brooke Muller won a restraining order against Sheen yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court. I am not sure if I call this a big legal win. Any lawyer could have had those kids removed after Charlie Sheen’s latest media tour. Read the rest of this entry »

Charlie Sheen’s surprise phone-in interview with the Howard Stern Show is already airing on Howard’s On Demand cable channel, Howard TV. The talk between the two controversial figures lasted a full 45 minutes and was the last interview of Sheen’s whirlwind publicity tour that ended Tuesday night on 20/20.

The interview had some interesting revelations in it, but it was nowhere near “crazy”, which is exactly what you would expect from a Howard Stern interview. After the interview was over, Howard and Robin remarked that Sheen hardly seemed crazy at all… he actually sounded normal compared to what was heard in the previous interviews from other media outlets. Read the rest of this entry »

Panasonic, a leader in Full HD 3D technology, today announced pricing of its new Full HD 3D Blu-ray Disc™ home theater systems which employ advanced technologies to reproduce immersive 3D with superb picture quality, cinema-like surround sound and boast 3D Effect Controller, Universal Dock for iPod®/iPhone® and Skype™(1) compatibility. All models from entry-level up feature built-in WiFi connectivity.

The new models, SC-BTT770, SC-BTT370 and SC-BTT270 deliver advanced sound quality that complements the dynamic 3D images. Read the rest of this entry »

Girls Gone Wild Magazine, the popular men’s lifestyle publication, is now available through Zinio, which publishes high quality digital magazines for mobile platforms such as Android, Blackberry, PC tablets, smartphones and online at Zinio.com.

Girls Gone Wild Magazine was launched in April 2008 and is available at over 15,000 newsstands and retail outlets in North America. The non-nude publication offers readers a behind-the-scenes look into the world of Girls Gone Wild; informative and entertaining articles by today’s hottest writers; helpful and hilarious sex and dating advice Read the rest of this entry »