By now we are sure you have heard about the impending nuptials of Tom Brady’s little sister Julie Brady to Boston Red Sox slugger Kevin Youkilis. It is nice to see someone in the Brady family doing the marriage thing before having kids for once.

One can expect that the guest list to this wedding will read like a who’s who of Boston sports legends. One iconic Boston sports legend that will be working double duty at the wedding we hear is New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick. Read the rest of this entry »

Leif Garrett Still Alive at 50

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On January - 22 - 2012 ADD COMMENTS

With the passing of Penn State Coach Joe Paterno we thought we would check in on our buddy Leif Garrett. Joe Pareno passed away at 85 years of age still he looked better than the haggard 50 year old Leif Garrett. I know a lot of you are thinking what the hell does Leif Garrett have to do with NCAA Football or Penn State…the answer is nothing. But auto racing is a sport and lord knows Leif Garrett knows how to step on the gas in a sports car. Read the rest of this entry »

Twas The Night Before Christmas

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On December - 24 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

I have loved working here at TMR the past two years. The is my second Christmas with the TMRzoo.com staff and every year it gets more special. I love the way Kensington St. here in Philly gets into the holiday spirit. I am so glad TMR decided to setup our home offices here.

To give you the feel and the mood of what it is like here today at the TMR Offices, I have reworked the Holiday classic Twas the night before Christmas. Hope you like it here it goes Read the rest of this entry »

Drunk Mexican Man Cancels Christmas By Burning His Family’s Christmas Tree

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On December - 17 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

This is the time of year that we love to share dysfunctional Christmas Stories. Our hearts are warmed by tales of dads well over their limit of eggnog or maternal meltdowns. This dysfunctional Christmas tale was caught on tape. Though the entire dialog is in Spanish most of us get the picture.

It seems this Mexican dad drank a bit too much cerveza and he is canceling Christmas. Read the rest of this entry »

Casey Anthony is Offered a Starring Movie Roll in an Independent Film

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On December - 16 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Since joining TMRzoo.com I have taken on a ton of responsibilities. Not only am I accountable for blogging, I also get lunches for the TMR executive staff and once in a while clean the monkey cages. Still my most cherished task her at TMR is making videos. Hell one day I hope to be a famous director like Steven Spielberg or Ron Howard, then I will make some real bank. I hear those guys make $30 or $40 bucks an hour! Read the rest of this entry »

Batman Vs. Occupy Wall Street

Posted by Jonah Falcon On November - 15 - 2011 1 COMMENT

Kind of a conflict of interest there, eh, Bruce?

Jonah Falcon is a blogger for TMRzoo and GameStooge.com and covers all gaming consoles and platforms including Sony Playstation 3, Microsoft XBOX 360, Nintendo Wii, Sony PSP and computer games designed for Mac OS, Microsoft Windows and Linux operating systems. Jonah provides his readers with reviews, previews, release dates and up to date gaming industry news, trailers and rumors. Read the rest of this entry »

Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On November - 14 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

I don’t know to call this one… a review, a premonition, a preview or just the plain cold truth, but here is. Save your money! Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 is going to suck even worse than the previous Twilight movies. I am so surprised that this franchise can continue to march mindless tweens, sexually frustrated housewives and confirmed bachelors into the theaters.

If Abduction, Water For Elephants and The Runaways taught us anything, it is that this trio cannot act. Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson couldn’t act like they were drowning in a lake with anvils around their necks. The wooden, unconvincing performances they deliver are almost as bad as the moronic dialog in their basic cable-quality movies. Seriously, is this crap written for people with head injuries? Read the rest of this entry »

First Shots of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Are Leaked

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On October - 26 - 2011 1 COMMENT

It is no news to anyone that Lindsay Lohan is currently doing a nude photo shoot for Playboy. Though we have seen the troubled actresses’ boobs in many a nip slip and topless in the film Machete, this is different. This time around Lindsey is giving us full frontal nudity. Yes the wholey trifecta, that is not a typo.

We have been anticipating the slide of Lindsay Lohan for a while but we did not think the 16th minute of fame would come so quick. But here it is Ms. Lohan is on the fast track to simulated sex on Showtime at Night, next stop is hardcore porn for Vivid Video. Read the rest of this entry »

Are You Ready For Some Justin? Bieber Lands ESPN Monday Night Football Gig

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On October - 6 - 2011 1 COMMENT

Not long after announcing that they were parting ways with Hank Williams Jr. ESPN and the NFL have tapped Justin Bieber to be the next performer to launch Monday Night Football.  Richard Wizzin Vice President of Football programming at ESPN announced the new partnership at a press conference today with Justin Biber on hand. Read the rest of this entry »

Leif Garrett Still Alive at 49

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On October - 5 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

We just got news that Apple Inc co-founder Steve Jobs has passed away. It is times like these that make us wonder how the hell is Leif Garrett doing. Though Leif is not a technology innovator and he doesn’t build fancy machines. We have to recognize he is a dancing machine; Leif was made for dancing. Today is time to made sure the machine called Leif hasn’t blue screened. Read the rest of this entry »

Amanda Knox is Offered Cash by TMR Entertainment for Bikini Photos

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On October - 5 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

TMR Entertainment has heard about the mounting legal fees facing the newly freed Amanda Knox. While we at TMR Entertainment are not here to make a judgment on Amanda Knox’s guilt or innocence. We do recognized the celebrity and entertainment value surrounding this woman. It is for that reason we are offering to make Amanda Knox one of our featured Celebrity Babes. Read the rest of this entry »

In this world of political correctness gone amuck it looks like Hank Williams Jr may have lost his ESPN Monday Night Football gig. As a musician I must say the Monday Night Football gig is one of the sweetest gigs in the music industry. Hank Williams Jr. performs the same song roughly 20 times per year. 16 of those performances can be recorded during the off season. Perks include hanging out with the NFL’s elite and the ability to walk into any football game in the country including the Superbowl… pretty sweet gig. Now it looks like Hank Williams Jr. may lose that gig for comments made about Barack Obama. Read the rest of this entry »

Casey Anthony is Offered Cash by TMR Entertainment for Bikini Photos

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On September - 16 - 2011 1 COMMENT

TMR Entertainment has heard about the financial difficulties of Casey Anthony. It seems Casey is being charged over $100,000.00 by the State of Florida for the cost of the investigation surrounding her daughter’s death. While we at TMR Entertainment find Casey Antony’s alleged acts deplorable we do recognized the celebrity and entertainment value surrounding this woman. It is for that reason we are offering to make Casey Antony one of our featured Celebrity Babes. Read the rest of this entry »

A Look at What The Cast Of Twilight Breaking Dawn Will Look Like In The Future

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On September - 2 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

We put a lot of work into this project. We consulted with talent agents, psychics and the best forensic artists. Our goal was to look into the future of the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn. We wanted to know what the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn would look like in the future. What we found is amazing.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will go their separate in the future. It seems Robert Pattinson will find work in New York. We asked our Psychic for more info and from what she was able to see Rpatz will most likely be driving a NYC Taxi in 10 years. The Psychic said that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would do a failed sitcom together that will bomb after 3 short weeks. At that point that talentless couple will part ways. Read the rest of this entry »

Casey Anthony Sighting in Boston Has Been Confirmed With Photo (PIC)

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On July - 20 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

We have heard about Casey Anthony sightings in Columbus Ohio, Phoenix Arizona and I even heard of one report that put her out of the country in Mexico. We have finally received photo evidence of a Casey Antony sighting. She was found today in Boston, MA.

An undocumented day laborer that has asked to remain nameless has seen Casey Anthony in Boston. Well, that is, he has seen the image of Casey Anthony… in his grilled cheese sandwich. Bob Franks, the owner of Hank’s Bar and Grill, heard the day laborer scream out “La madre del infierno”. Franks said “I ran over to see what the guy was screaming about; He is normally a quite guy. Read the rest of this entry »

The Boston Red Sox Sign Jonah Falcon to Bolster Pitiful Offense

Posted by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. On April - 13 - 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Boston MA – April 13th – In a move shocking the baseball world, Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein announced that the Boston Red Sox have signed Jonah Falcon to a 5 year, 13.5 million dollar deal. Though The New York native has never played professional baseball, Epstein and Red Sox manager Terry Francona say they have no worries about Falcon’s abilities.

Terry Francona said he has been interested in signing Falcon since first seeing him in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed. “I am sure Jonah can knock the ball out of the park with that huge dick of his”, gushed a red faced Francona. Read the rest of this entry »