rosiehuntingtonGary Coleman, best known for his role as Arnold Drummond on Diff’rent Strokes, has passed on, the passing of Gary Coleman leaves many unanswered questions. One subject the actor was very personal about was his sexuality and dating habits. Current wife Shannon Price was a great companion for Gary Coleman but if Gary was single would this be a different story?

Gary was not the type to be seen with multiple starlets at various night spots. Still we wonder If he had been this kind of man how would it have changed Hollywood? Who would he have been dating and tied to? Would a Gary Coleman sextape eventually leaked to the tabliods? Read the rest of this entry »

garrett_mugshotWe have just checked with our sources and Leif Garrett is still alive. Sources say Leif still looks like stir fried shit but he is definitely alive. Garrett has keep his ass out of the news since he was arrested again for possession of narcotics just a few months ago…once again.

Leif’s troubles with drugs dates back to 1979 when he smashed his car drunk and on Quaaludes. Garrett was then arrested in 2005 for possession of cocaine and graduated to a heroin arrest in 2006. Hollywood insiders are surprised Leif is still alive despite decades of drug abuse. Read the rest of this entry »

53179132CA034_Video_Games_LHollywood is saddened by the passing out one of its greats. Gary Coleman has left us today. Though Gary was small in stature the roles he played were bigger than life itself. No one could have brought life into the characters Coleman played on the big screen as Gary did.

Many feel The Academy snubbed Colman in 2008. His portrayal of “Bacon Stains Malone” in the soon to be classic 2008 release “An American Carol” was brilliant. Just as amazing was Coleman’s performance as “The Pizza Guy” in the 2007 “A Christmas Too Many”. One film critic called Gary’s Colman Pizza Guy was the most memorable character in a Christmas movie since Jimmy Stewart’s George Bailey in  “It’s A Beautiful Life”. Read the rest of this entry »

Matt Lauer KittenAs rumors of infidelity try to take hold in the US, Today Show correspondent Matt Lauer is on assignment in Cannes, France. The mega-rich and powerful are arriving by the minute for Cannes’ famous film festival. As night falls and parties kick in, decadence and depravity will reign supreme. One practice that we are sure will be taking place is kitten eating.

France is a hotbed for kitten eating and one of the first places where the practice was uncovered. Kittens are known for their HGH-like properties and have been eaten by top athletes behind closed doors for years. Kittens are now finding their way outside of the world of sports. Read the rest of this entry »

Kim Kardashian 9Reality star Kim Kardashian was dumped by New Orleans Saints Running Back Reggie Bush immediately after the Saints Superbowl win. Kardashian who got more camera time during the sporting event than Bush or even Brett Farve has made no attempts to hide she is back on the market.

Our sources tell us that Kardashian could be in New York tonight to check out the new crop of young Running Backs in the NFL Draft. We were wondering why it was so important to Kim that her new love interest was once again a NFL Running Back. The answer we got was. “Kim has thunderous thighs and huge ghetto booty. She needs a guy with the power to break through a defensive line to bust through those thighs.” Read the rest of this entry »

Does Alyssa Milano Eat Kittens To Maintain Her Killer Shape?

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On April - 19 - 2010 1 COMMENT

Alyssa Milano 8We get bombarded 24-7 by weight loss and exercise ads that claim they will give us bodies like the Hollywood elite. For years the everyday person has tried to mimic the lipo’d and surgically enhanced figures of the beautiful people. In most cases the results of these efforts have been unsuccessful or temporary at best. That is until now, Hollywood’s dirty little secret in now in the open.

The blogosphere is blowing up with reports that Hollywood’s hottest actresses are eating kittens to augment their bikini bodies. Kittens are known for their HGH like properties and are eaten by top athletes behind closed doors. It seems that Hollywood’s hottest are now ingesting the felines to help them endure body shredding workouts. This phenomenon is known as “being on the fur”. Read the rest of this entry »

bieber-kittenIt’s happened again! Another report has surfaced accusing yet another high-profile celebrity figure of entering the deplorable world of kitten eating. We were shocked when we broke the story of Kristen Stewart, of Twilight fame, eating kittens to improve her acting performance for an upcoming movie role. She was the first female we added to the dreadful list of kitten eaters, and now we are adding a minor to the list… Justin Bieber.

For those of you who do not know who he is, Justin Beiber is an ultra-popular Canadian pop and R&B singer. He is also only 16 years old… or so we have been told. While recently investigating stalking allegations from Bieber, detectives have found some “inconsistencies” within the evidence collected. During a recent performance, a 47-year old housewife ripped a lock of hair directly from Bieber’s head. The woman fled the scene, but police arrested her at her home where the lock of hair was found as well as 27 bags of trash she grabbed from the sidewalk of the Bieber residence over a period of 12 weeks. Read the rest of this entry »

kate-gosselin-bikini-4Magazine icon and idol of 90% of the world’s male population Hugh Hefner had a bitter dose of reality for Kate Gosselin. The 84 year old perennial playboy was asked if Kate Gosselin would be gracing the pages of Playboy.

Hef said, “No! No!” Hef then spiked the ball in the endzone by saying he didn’t know why she was even on “Dancing with the Stars.” stating she is not a celebrity Read the rest of this entry »

NFL Draft 2010: Chuck Norris Wears Tim Tebow Pajamas

Posted by Bruce Owens On April - 6 - 2010 3 COMMENTS

tebow-angelBattle lines have been drawn amongst the world of sports reporting when it comes to discussing how Tim Tebow’s skillset can or cannot translate onto an NFL field of play. You can’t find anyone interested in sports that does not have an opinion on what he can do well and where he lacks skills. Some harp on his throwing mechanics lacking while others swear he is the next Joe Montana. The bottom line is that the kid can throw, scramble and lead… otherwise NO ONE would be talking about him.

On top of his athleticism, Tim Tebow is charismatic, bright and his moral compass is so squeaky clean that he makes Kurt Warner look like Joey Porter….or maybe even Ben Roethlisberger. It makes you wonder if this could possibly be the most perfect Quarterback the NFL Draft has ever seen. Read the rest of this entry »

robert-kraftThe New England Patriots organization made an impressive move today that showed the football world why they are truly a world class outfit. Robert Kraft announced that reduced “family friendly” ticket prices for most of the 2010 regular season Patriots home games are being made available.

Kraft stated in the press conference “The economy appears to be recovering, but there are still many families that still have a tough road ahead of them. New England is still a victim of double-digit unemployment rates, people are struggling out there, and will continue to struggle. To help our friends within the Patriots fanbase in these troubling times, we have put together some discounted ticket packages. This is our way of saying thank you to our fans for continued seasons of sold out attendance.” Read the rest of this entry »

XBOX NanoIf there wasn’t enough chicanery going on, such as a pirate trying to steal Breach’s programming code at PAX East 2010, the hacker who managed to invade Microsoft’s Director of Programming Larry Hryb’s account also leaked out some startling documents: plans for the long rumored handheld Microsoft game platform, called the Xbox Nano.

Among the documents were the official Xbox Nano logo, and an image of the actual handheld. The device, roughly the size of a PlayStation Portable, Read the rest of this entry »