Barack Obama Wins Cy Young Award

barack-obama-baseball2Major League Baseball made a major announcement today. Barack Obama’s spectacular first pitch at July’s St. Louis Cardinals game has earned him this year’s Cy Young Award. The President said that he was humbled by the honor.

The President said he is going to proudly display the Cy Young between the Tony Award he received for “Best Applauding by an Audience Member”
 while attending “The Little Mermaid” on Broadway and his Oscar for “Best DVD Rental Choice By A World Leader” for his Netflix selection of “Seven Pounds” featuring Will Smith.

The president also commented he was excited for the upcoming Grammy Awards. “I really like my chances this year”! I have some great stuff on my Ipod, bellowed an enthusiastic Barack.