News has hit this morning that there is a Lindsey Lohan sextape or as we call it around here “the 16th minute of fame” circulating the web. What makes this sex tape so interesting is it is a threesome. When you think of Lindsay Lohan’s sexual past this could be any combination of bodies piled up on the tape. Lindsey Lohan and two guys, maybe Lindsy Lohan with a guy and a girl of the ultimate 3 girl romp.
Hopefully this tape was made before Lindsay hooked up with party promoter and DJ Samantha Ronson. Samamtha is one of the ugliest chicks we have ever seen dressed, there is no way we would want to see her naked.
Making this more interesting is Associatedcontent.com is reporting “Christina Aguilera Has a threesome with Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend [Samantha Ronson]” they went on to say Ronson’s manager Marlon David told The Sun newspaper, “Sam said she had a threesome with Xtina (Aguilera’s nickname) in Mexico last month, that’s when she realized she was a ‘hot piece of ass’. Sam said Xtina is ‘horny as a college freshman’.
The good news is like we always say around here where there is smoke there is fire. Typically when these sex tapes get talked about they tend to appear. The bad thing is all sextapes are not built alike. The Kari Ann Peniche, Eric Andrews, Rebecca Gayheart Sextape had no actual sex in it. It was just 3 naked celegbrities in a hotel room partying naked. On the other end of the spectrum the tape that pretty much started it all; the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sextape is a modern marvel of porn.
If Christina Aguilera is part of the sextape well then I think we could get past the Samantha Ronson aspect. But for now it is all rumor and speculation. Until the smoke turns into fire.
