Charlie Sheen’s Alleged Text Messages To Capri Anderson (Pics + Gallery)

TMZ published text messages between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson that were sent on the night of the sent The Plaza Hotel meltdown. After allegedly trying to choke a bitch Chaz still thinks he can get a little. This shows how delusional Charlie Sheen is. The entitled Two and a Half Men Star thinks a bit of cash will  fix every thing.

It seems Capri Andreson sent Charlie Sheen an angry text saying, “u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool – how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”

Charlie sent the text , “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!” The alleged John goes on to say – “Don’t worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.”

Later Charlie Sheen sends the message “Just landed, perhaps we can speak tonite….?” Capri Anderson texts back, “Yes u can call me. I don’t have a bank account believe it or not.” What a minute….no bank account? How do they pay porn stars these days? Then again I doubt Vivid Video has direct deposit for the talent.

Charlie hits Capri Anderson back with “Oh, well in that case, lemme put together a plan to get u square and flush. Can u tok (sic) for a sec now sweetie?” then later texts “Good news! My asst Rick is good friends with a cat named Mark in NY, he will get the wire, cash that bitch, and deliver it to u where ever it’s convenient … I’ll get the ball Rollin in am, and have data for u asap after that…☺”

Then Anderson repies “Can he leave it somewhere secure for me to pick up? Like with a bank rep … I’m rlly nervous about all this.” I am imagining she is thinking to herself this is some kind of set up. Charlie responds, “Of course, whatever makes u feel better… “Lemme start that ball Rollin and I’ll get back to u with the details…”

What a nice guy Charlie Sheen is he really knows how to treat his (alleged) hookers. That is if he didn’t stiff her on the $20,000.00 If you would like to see what $20,000.00 will buy you in vagina these days take a these pics.

Our Capri Anderson photo gallery includes a link to a NSFW porn video of Capri. A picture is worth a thousand words or in this case 20,000 of them