Battle lines have been drawn amongst the world of sports reporting when it comes to discussing how Tim Tebow’s skillset can or cannot translate onto an NFL field of play. You can’t find anyone interested in sports that does not have an opinion on what he can do well and where he lacks skills. Some harp on his throwing mechanics lacking while others swear he is the next Joe Montana. The bottom line is that the kid can throw, scramble and lead… otherwise NO ONE would be talking about him.
On top of his athleticism, Tim Tebow is charismatic, bright and his moral compass is so squeaky clean that he makes Kurt Warner look like Joey Porter….or maybe even Ben Roethlisberger. It makes you wonder if this could possibly be the most perfect Quarterback the NFL Draft has ever seen.
Well, hold on, because the other shoe is about to drop. We have been doing intense research on Tim Tebow and have found out that he is not just Jesus Christ in cleats; Tim Tebow is more bad-assed than Chuck Norris.
We did the research…check out the science.
10.) When he was a kid, Chuck Norris’ bedroom walls were covered with photos of Chuck Norris…now his walls are covered with pictures of Tim Tebow.
9.) Chuck Norris scared the black out of Michael Jackson… Tim Tebow scared the life out of him.
8.) Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t. Chuck Norris threw it… Tim Tebow caught it, fried it and ate it whole.
7.) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one… for Tim Tebow.
6.) Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died….Tim Tebow brought the cobra back from the dead and keeps it under his pads for good luck.
5.) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris… Chuck Norris checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
4.) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris…Tim Tebow was hung like Chuck Norris… as an infant.
3.) Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas… Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
2.) A single hair from Chuck Norris can split a diamond… A single hair from Tim Tebow can split an atom.
1.) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress… 9 months later Tim Tebow ate the same amount of steak in 20 minutes, after spending the first 15 minutes delivering Chuck Norris and waitress’ baby.
With attributes like this there is no way Tim Tebow is dropping to the 2nd round. Maybe some teams should also consider Chuck Norris in this year’s draft. At 70 years old Chuck still has a couple of good years in him… but he is no Tim Tebow.
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