It seems like it was just a few days ago that photos surfaced of Pippa Middleton dancing with an unknown male in just her bra. Oh wait, it was just a few days ago. Now, we hear that the Royal Family is scrambling to do some damage control over some new photos that feature Pipa Middleton on a boat, topless, in just a bikini bottom. These images have apparently popped up all over the web these past few days.
Oh, look! They’ve popped up right on this page! Even though Pippa is topless, these pics appear to be much more “innocent” than the drunken, dancing bra pics. Her top came off in the water, big deal. If you are a regular reader of this website you’d know that we have at least one report a week of one female celebrity or another having a nip slip or wardrobe malfunction.
The main “topless” pics in question are featured censored below, but you can just click them to open the uncensored version. Further down on the page are some more images of Pippa in that white bikini that seems to be giving her some trouble.
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In four days, we went from bra photos to topless photos, which leads to the next question… what’s next and when can we expect the Pippa Middleton sex tape?
This is what happens when you appear at a nationally-televised wedding looking as stunning as Pippa did… us pervy guys want more. Especially when you show off your sweet as as Pippa did at the Royal Wedding.
It sounds like these pics were sold to the paparazzi by (former) friends of Pippa… that’s something you should be getting used to also, girl. I’ve only known of Pippa’s existence for two weeks now and we already have a “Pippa” folder here on the TMR servers. Stay tuned…
