Ashton Kutcher Is Signed To Replace Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men

In a WTF moment in television it is reported Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men. We do not know yet if Ashton Kutcher will be slid into the role of Charlie or is he will be introduced as a cousin-lost brother-random asshole.

TMZ reported : Chuck Lorre is in active negotiations with Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men” … sources familiar with the negotiations tell TMZ

Ashton Kutcher as you know was discovered by this website as being the dumbest man in Hollywood. It was rumored that Ashton Kutcher cheated on one of the hottest women to hit the planet. To follow up on that nitwit move he started hanging out with teen nitwit Justin Beiber causing The Douchepocalypse.

If he is taking this role that John Stamos, Rob Lowe and Carrot Top has turned down. ..he is indeed a major idiot. ..

…and if Ashton Kutcher takes the role of Charlie Harper, will he insist his pee-on little buddy Justin Bieber takes the role of Jake Harper? Justin Beiber could be in a power play to replace Angus T. Jones right now.

You know what it is time to put this show to rest right now.

What Chuck Lorre doesn’t see is this show is dead. Everyone will tune in to see the train wreck that will be the “comeback episode” after that nightmare no one will ever tune in again. Even if he does sign Ashton Kutcher or Justin Beiber to the show.