One is the loneliest number, isn’t that what the Three Dog Night classic hit states. Charlie Sheen is so down and out is seems he can’t hold on to anything or anyone. Last month goddess number on and pornstar Bree Olsen dumped Charlie Sheen via text message. Oh that must of hurt. It is bad enough to get dumped over the phone but via text? Last week we find out that Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie on Two and a Half Men so CBS has dumped him.
Winning? Not so much. Ex wives Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards are disgusted and all done with him.- double dump. This guys life is a train wreck. I doubt there is a producer in Hollywood that would work with him and it seems the troubled actor can’t even buy a piece of ass.
When Capri Anderson isnt picking up the phone you know you are in trouble. No one seems to want anything to do with this guy. Pornstar Kacey (not K.C.) Jordan reveled on the Howard Stern Show that she recently had an abortion and it was possibly/probably Charlie Sheen’s baby. Wow! I am sure if it was Jon Cryer’s kid she would have kept it.
So what is next for Charlie Sheen? I am guessing obscurity. This guy seems to have dug a hole that he will never climb out of. If he is lucky he might get work in the direct to DVD Major League 4…most likely his next gig will be Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
Winning? Not So Much
