Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Momma Gets Cash Offer From (Pics)

I am sure you have heard buy now that a 20 year old California woman is claiming Justin Bieber fathered her child. Mariah Yeater or is it Maria Yeater said Justin Bieber sexed her up after an LA concert in a 30 second session. 30 seconds Justin? Selena Gomez is quite the lucky girl. I wonder if the 30 seconds include foreplay. Look for a cover of Motley Crue’s Ten Seconds To Love on Justin Bieber’s next crappy CD.

Selena Gomez has also gone on record in a Demi Moore-like way defending her man of these allegation. Selena take a look at how that worked out for Demi Moore. Beiber, has also fervently denied what he has described as “crazy” allegations made by Yeater.”I’d just like to say, basically, that none of those allegations are true” Bieber told America via the Today Show Crew “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim.”

So here is the offer – as you can see below there have been some unflattering pictures of Mariah Yeater all over the web. Including some semi nude topless pics. We are offering Maria Yeater $75 that we have leftover from our Eagles/Cowboys tailgate party to pose for some bikini shots for We will even throw in a gallon of milk and a pre-made submarine sandwich.

Just show up with a bikini and we will do the rest. We would also like to extend the offer to Selena Gomez. Selena we know you are busy but we promise to get you out of here pretty quick. We know a guy that can get a shot off in like 30 seconds.