50 Shades of Grey Producers Smartly Pass on Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is part of what we like to call the The Holy Trinity of Suck ( along with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner). It seems like R-Patz has been passed on for yet another role. According to Entertainmentwise, Rob told  Talia Soghomonian: “I think the author has written me out of it. I saw some interview earlier and they went, ‘Oh, it could never be him’. I’m like, ‘Hey, I’m going to make you pay for that!’”

Make them pay for that? By doing what? Robert Pattinson could get what is left of his legions of fans to boycott the movie. Seeing most Twihards are not old enough to get into a Rated R movie I don’t see a Twihard boycott affecting ticket sales much. It is time for Robert Pattinson to wrap it up and ride off into the sunset. Let’s face facts here, Robert Pattinson is a horrible actor. The guy couldn’t act blind in the dark.

Robert Pattinson in the role of Christian Grey would be laughable. Robert Pattinson would turn what is to be a bondage filled sexual thriller in to the likes of a cheap porn. Cue the cheesy 70’s porn music while Robert Pattinson delivers the line “Hi I am here to deliver your pizza”.

So as we have often said around here “once Twilight is done Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson will fade off in the world of Lifetime movies“. Kristen Stewart came one-step closer to Cinemax Late Night soft-core porn in her latest film On The Road. The wooden actress appears topless masturbating two guys in a car as you can see here.  Even in this sex scene Kristen Stewart appears emotionless almost zombielike. Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson ? It seems like the two of them are simply uncastable.