New ABC nighttime drama Nashville has suffered dismal ratings. This sexually charged reboot of the Beverly Hillbillies features a cast of rednecks that have found their fortune in the music industry. It seems music is the black gold and Texas tea of the new south.
The story lines are as weak as the mundane country music that accompanies this show. The show follows Juliette Barnes played by ex-Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere as she romps through Nashville banging middle-aged country musicians. Hayden Panettiere’s character is a smash-up of Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood with the sex drive of a Kardashian at a NAACP conference.
Seeing this is Disney/ABC Television Group and not HBO the producers don’t have the option to get Hayden Panettiere to drop the laundry to boost ratings. A nude shot is out of the question, so the producers have decided to get Hayden Panettiere in a bikini to recharge the show. It worked for Heroes with the tiny cheerleading outfits, why not a bikini. I get the feeling this is Hayden Panettiere getting one step closer to the webpages of Mr. Skin.
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