Michigan Live is reporting one of the largest collections of pornography has been stolen. The value of the magazines and DVDs is estimated to be roughly $6,500.
There are a couple of questions that this crime bring to mind. Is there some kind of forum in Michigan where people compare the mountains of porn they have amassed?
The second issue that comes to mind is, estimated median household income in Muskegon is $26,695. Where did this guy get cash for $6,500 in porn and three flat screens.
MUSKEGON, MI – A Muskegon man claims “one of the largest porn collections” in the state of Michigan was stolen from his home Tuesday, Feb. 19, police said.
The incident was reported shortly after 4:15 p.m. on Tuesday when two residents of their home in the 1700 block of McIlwraith Street arrived to find their back door was kicked in, a police official said.
The residents discovered the man’s large pornography collection and three flat-screen TVs had been taken from the home, police said.
The thief should be pretty easy to find. The police should be looking for someone making a major lotion and tissue purchase at one of those big box stores. The police should also have the hospitals alert them to any new reports of tennis elbow.