+- TMR Zoo Message Board (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards)
+-- Forum: Everything Else (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=32)
+--- Forum: Rants, Raves and Random Chatter (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=41)
+--- Thread: Ooooo Canada...... (/showthread.php?tid=5817)
Pages:
1
2
Ooooo Canada...... - Securb - 06-04-2014
...you guys are freaks
Quote: Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library.
Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area.
They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April.
"On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.
The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.
Fredrick Tennyson Davis, 49, has been charged with an indecent act and two counts of fail to comply probation.
![[Image: 1297568100769_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x]](http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297568100769_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x)
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - CTN - 06-04-2014
shit, that part of toronto is sketchy at best.
Ironically, something similar happened this past winter at my univ in montreal. Since the university is right in the middle of downtown, there are some buildings that are pretty much open to the public, like the library.
sometime last semester, some fucking slug of a human would go into the library, in the middle of the day, find a seat somewhere in direct view of a girl, and he'd pull out his pecker and start whacking off.
fucking weirdos man.
and lucilu: yes.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - Agileguy - 06-04-2014
I've never seen it happen (never actually been there) but legend has it that at the San Francisco city library, homeless people use the computers to get their rocks off on the regular.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - Agileguy - 06-04-2014
Probably about as mad as a white Canadian that was called an American.
So pretty fucking mad.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - Securb - 06-05-2014
Canadians are just mad because the are living in the attic of the greatest part ever.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - CTN - 06-05-2014
naw, we're not mad.
we just hate being called the equivalent of a subterranean ground dweller :p
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - LesStrat - 06-05-2014
You're the head lice in America's hat.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - Hooch - 06-05-2014
(06-04-2014, 09:17 PM)Securb Wrote: The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.
I think that's called a Canadian Pickle
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - CTN - 06-05-2014
(06-05-2014, 06:37 AM)LesStrat Wrote: You're the head lice in America's hat.
which would make y'all down in louisiana the crabs on america's taint. :evil:
And Ace would have to be the smegma on America's greasy dong.
RE: Ooooo Canada...... - GoldenVulture - 06-05-2014
(06-05-2014, 05:46 AM)Securb Wrote: Canadians are just mad because the are living in a fridgefixed