Yard work is killing me

[3dR3]

If you're looking for a cheap alternative, you can put the dead hooker in a garbage can and chop her up with a weed wacker. It's more work but you really get a sense of satisfaction that the wood chipper doesn't provide.

hmmm I do have a brush blade.

[Securb]

I sskipped a week because of a broken lawn mower and then we had a week of rain. I finally got out there and now it doesnt look so hillbillish outside my house.

[Speng]

I don't think I've cut the grass since the first week of August. Since all that rain in July it's been really dry. The grass is all dry and crunchy.

[Gator]

In my younger days I would have come over to try and smoke it with that description

[Securb]

6 hours this weekend with the leaf blower.

Just to clearify
Leaf blower



Leif blower

[Securb]

Just started the spring cleanup. I have so much sand (from the sanding trucks) on the first 3 feet of my lawn it looks like a beach. I also have a downed tree that is sure to be a pain in the ass.

[Securb]

I cut down 6 30 - 50 foot trees this weekend so far and dragged them to the back of the property. My body feels like Mike Tyson has worked on my ribs and back for 5 rounds.

[Speng]

I cut down 6 30 - 50 foot trees this weekend so far and dragged them to the back of the property. My body feels like Mike Tyson has worked on my ribs and back for 5 rounds.

How big is your yard?

It's been too shitty to do much outside this weekend.

[Securb]

How big is your yard?

It's been too shitty to do much outside this weekend.

1.5 acres and surrounded by trees. The ones I took out were shitty or dead junk pines. We have been in the 80's since Thursday it is beautiful here.

[Speng]

1.5 acres and surrounded by trees. The ones I took out were shitty or dead junk pines. We have been in the 80's since Thursday it is beautiful here.

I'd love to have a bigger yard like that. Hell, I'd love to not have neighbors so close.