Moron of the week

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Again?

It seems to a popular way to peep.

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JULY 11--A Delaware man threw semen on a female customer shopping at Walmart Tuesday afternoon, police allege.
Cops arrested Frank J. Short Jr., 22, on an assortment of charges in connection with the repulsive incident at the store in New Castle. Short, seen in the below mug shot, was booked into a Wilmington jail, from which he was later released on bail.
According to a Delaware State Police report, the 20-year-old victim was standing in a Walmart aisle texting on her phone when Short walked past her, saying “Excuse me.” At that point, police noted, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg.”

Upon examination, the woman--who thought she may have been spat upon--realized there was a “a ‘glob’ of semen on her leg, just below her knee,” reported police. Preliminary testing of the substance was “indicative of semen,” investigators added.

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Man with chainsaw leads police to growing operation

http://fox6now.com/2013/08/23/police-fin...-chainsaw/

SHEBOYGAN (WITI) — On Wednesday night, August 21st, Sheboygan police responded to a home for a call of a man threatening a woman with a chainsaw, but that was just the beginning of a list of charges for everyone involved.

“Dispatch advised the officers that there was a man wielding a chainsaw at that residence and there was blood,” said Assistant District Attorney Samantha Prahl. “What they see when they get there is Gerald, who is bloody.”

According to a criminal complaint, the incident began as a fight between Gerald Andrews and Christopher Netzer, but grew to involved Andrews’ wife, Jessica, as well.

Jessica Andrews tells officers that the argument began over the dog urinating on the floor.

“There’s two sides to the story. Gerald says that he comes home to find his wife, Jessica, with Christopher – but the three of them, to my understanding, have a consensual threesome that has been going on for some time,” explained Prahl.

The criminal complaint says Jessica and Netzer barricaded themselves in a bedroom when they heard Gerald start a chainsaw. Shortly after, police arrived.

“Given that there’s a chainsaw involved here, they don’t know who’s in the house. There’s blood everywhere. As they do so, one of the officers is going down into the basement and sees a room with the door closed with a fan going, thinking there could be somebody hiding in there,” said Prahl.

Officers did not find anyone else in the house, but they did find something quite unexpected — what officials are calling a medium-sized marijuana growing operation.

“It’s 16 marijuana plants that are about five feet tall,” said Prahl.

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They all look like fine, upstanding citizens.

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The ref should've stopped that fight after round 1.

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Maine man dressed as Joker, charged with DUI

PITTSFIELD, Maine - Police didn't need Batman to help them arrest the Joker in central Maine over the weekend.

A man returning from a Halloween party and wearing makeup like the Joker was charged with drunken driving after crashing his car in Pittsfield early Sunday.

Police say Dennis Lalime, 64, lost control of his car at about 2 a.m., then struck multiple trees and rocks before coming to a rest. Lalime wasn't injured.

The Morning Sentinel reports that a nearby homeowner heard the crash and called police, who arrested Lalime on an operating under the influence charge.

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Doctors in Mexico originally suspected a 17-year-old girl had contracted a sexually transmitted disease, until they learned she had injected Krokodil into her genitals.

The 17-year-old, who was not named, is the first case of Krokodil in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco.

Doctors said they were shocked by the “severe lacerations” on the patient's genitals.

Known as the “drug that eats junkies,” the morphine derivative is cut with chemicals like household cleaners, paint thinner and even gasoline. It’s known to rot flesh at the injection site, a condition otherwise known as gangrene.

"The young woman who used this drug had an infection that had rotted her genitals," José Sotero Ruiz Hernández of Mexico's National Institute of Migration told Mexican newspaper El Periodico Correo.

"It wasn't sexually transmitted,” he added. “She said she'd been using Krokodil for the last two month.”

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Can you imagine that smell, rotten genitals?

Great name for a band.

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I thought it was the ice cream treat with the waffle cone and chocolate, then I remembered that's a Chocodile.