Skank of the week

[LesStrat]

I thought drugs were supposed to "enhance" experiences.

No surprise there.

[GoldenVulture]

- http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-ord...1868787367 -

AN OVERLY amorous couple who performed lewd sex acts in front of children and disgusted commuters on a Melbourne train “just got carried away”, a court has heard.

Hurstbridge line passengers copped an unexpected eyeful around midday on December 30, 2013 when the couple — drinking and laughing — engaged in and simulated sex acts just metres from children, with some passengers changing carriages and one anonymously calling police.

Mother of two Julie Anne Brown, 29, received a good behaviour bond for the overt public display of affection after pleading guilty to outraging public decency and seven other charges at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court today.

Her then lover was recently jailed for the offensive dalliance that continued at an East Melbourne reserve and saw him breach a suspended sentence.

Police prosecutor Senior Constable Neth Livett said the Bundoora woman straddled her partner at Greensborough station, where they kissed, danced and shared cans of Woodstock Bourbon before boarding a city-bound train.

He said on the train, Brown performed a sexual dance for her male partner, before straddling him and engaging in sex acts — at one time only one metre away from a commuter.

The court heard passengers, including a family with a stroller and two young children, sat nearby as the illicit romp continued.

Not long after the loved-up couple disembarked at North Richmond station, police received another complaint and discovered the couple going at it at Powlett Reserve in East Melbourne.

Brown apologised to a police officer: “Sorry, (we) just got carried away”. Defence counsel David Langton told the court Brown was impulsive — especially when drinking alcohol — as a result of an acquired brain injury sustained when she was struck by a car at 16.

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[LesStrat]

Skank? She sound fun.

;)

[Dr. Vegetable]

A female nurse “initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse” with a hospitalized Illinois man who was awaiting a heart transplant, according to a lawsuit filed Monday against the woman and the hospital where her employment was later terminated.

In a Cook County Circuit Court complaint, retiree John Cantone, 60, accused Rachel Shaper of battery and alleged that the Advocate Christ Medical Center in suburban Chicago was negligent in supervising the 33-year-old registered nurse.

Cantone, whose wife Laura is co-plaintiff in the lawsuit, charges that Shaper, seen at right, “had a propensity to initiate unauthorized physical contact with patients.” The nurse, he added, “had attempted and/or succeeded” in initiating similar contact with other patients in her care.

According to the complaint, Cantone was in his hospital bed at 9 PM when Shaper entered Room 916 East and “initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse.” The October 12, 2012 encounter, Cantone claimed, occurred in the hospital’s cardiac intensive care unit, where he was awaiting a new heart.

[Securb]

Skank? She sound fun.

;)

[Dr. Vegetable]

Damn shame when folks be throwing out a perfectly good skank like that.

[GoldenVulture]

- http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-ord...1958877824 -

THE Melbourne Cricket Club has launched an investigation into the hiring of a stripper who performed for guests in a corporate box at Saturday’s Grand Final.

In a major embarrassment for the AFL, Scottish model Heather McCartney shocked fans with an explicit post-match show shortly after the final siren.

The 26-year-old flew to Melbourne from her Gold Coast home for footy’s biggest day and explained that after a big session drinking she just got carried away.

But sources told the Herald Sun that McCartney, who goes by the name Eva Darling and has worked for FHM, Playboy and Zoo, was paid to strip.

[Securb]

ONDA, Colombia, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- Workers at a Colombia clinic said a woman inserted a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception and the spud grew roots inside of her.

Staff at a medical clinic in the town of Honda said a 22-year-old woman came in this week complaining of severe pain in her lower abdomen and attending nurse Carolina Rojas said she was shocked to discover roots coming out of the woman's vagina.
"My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her." the patient was quoted as saying.

Rojas said the potato had been inside the woman for about two weeks and was growing roots inside her.

The nurse said doctors were able to remove the spud without surgery and they do not expect the woman to experience any long-term effects from the experience -- except, perhaps, a newfound aversion to using potatoes as contraception.



Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/02/D...z3F299OZ4W

[LesStrat]

Potatoes like dark, damp, fertile places.

[Securb]

I bet she smell like fish n chips.