Skank of the week

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Yeah she is hot but the whole dog fucking thing, couldn't touch her.

[GoldenVulture]

- http://www.news.com.au/world/north-ameri...7108505138 -

MEGAN Davis Hoelting has been arrested and charged after allegedly breaking into the home of her husband’s friend and sexually assaulting him while he was asleep.

Hoelting, who has been arrested four times this month, told Williamson County Sheriff’s Office that she broke into the home of her husband’s friend and, just wearing a nightgown, snuck into his bedroom and found him asleep on Monday, The Smoking Gun reported.

The 31-year-old then told a deputy that she took off her nightgown and climbed into the man’s bed wearing only her panties.

She then said she wrapped her legs around the man’s waist and kissed him.
The victim told Sheriff’s deputies that he awoke to the feeling that someone was “on top of him, fondling his genitals and attempting to perform fellatio upon him.”

The victim said that he looked for a flashlight to try and see who was sexually assaulting him, and eventually used a flashlight application on his smartphone.

He saw the woman’s breasts exposed and recognised her as his friend’s wife.

He then alleges he told the woman to get off him and go home. When she refused, he called Williamson County Sheriff’s Office.

Hoelting was arrested and allegedly admitted entering the man’s back yard through an unlocked gate, entering his home through the back door and that she got into bed with the man.

Hoelting, who has been held in Williamson County Jail since the offence, was charged with burglary with the intent of sexual offence.

[idsnowdog]

- http://www.news.com.au/world/north-ameri...7108505138 -

And what about these noteworthy breasts? This thread doesn't deliver.

[GoldenVulture]

And what about these noteworthy breasts? This thread doesn't deliver.

It's not the " Boobs " thread.
Looks like the victim was familiar with hers.

He saw the woman’s breasts exposed and recognised her as his friend’s wife.

[idsnowdog]

This is how the police lineup went:
Police SGT – So Mr. Brown can you identify your assailant from the lineup?

Mr. Brown – It's definitely not number 3 or 5.

Police SGT – Number 3 and 5 you can leave.

Mr. Brown – Can number 2 jump up and down like she's glad to see me?

Police SGT – Number 2 jump up and down.

Mr. Brown – Can number 4 bend over at the waist and make her breasts sway from side to side.

Police SGT - Number 4 bend over and sway your breasts.

Mr. Brown – Can number 1 wrap her breasts around 2's forearm and lick her lips seductively

Police SGT - Number 1 wrap your breasts around number 2's forearm and lick your lips seductively.

Mr. Brown – I'm not really sure? Could you call back 3 and 5 and have them tickle each other?

Police SGT – I will see if I can get Cheryl from records to join this lineup? I caught a glimpse of a tattoo at our Christmas party and I couldn't figure out if it was a butterfly or an angel?

Mr. Brown - I'm sorry this is taking so long SGT.

Police SGT - That's ok Mr. Brown take your time. We want this monster off the street.

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[GoldenVulture]

[CTN]

HAH. "I'm 17 years old, I'm not fuckin' young"


lmao

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Somewhere there is a father running up a serious bar tab.

[LesStrat]

"Ima keep it real...I don't do it that much...I did two today...."