Moron of the week

[Securb]

DON'T SAY CHRISTMAS!

[Dr. Vegetable]

911 Butt Dial Busts Underage Drinkers in Rothschild, Wisconsin

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/911-...in-n312386

[LesStrat]

And THAT is why I don't carry my phone in my back pocket!

[Dr. Vegetable]

I butt-dial SIRI all the time.

[LesStrat]

I have noticed lately that when I wear jeans and put my phone in the front pocket, sometimes Siri gets activated.

I don't wear jeans often.

[GoldenVulture]

Caravan destroyed after Darwin woman lights fire to eradicate snake[/quote]
- http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-t...7239605751 -

[quote]A FLAWED plan to kill a snake has ended with a caravan destroyed by fire.

Police were called to a property on Finn Rd, Berry Springs on Wednesday night after a woman attempted to eradicate a snake she thought had slithered into her caravan.

The woman had earlier in the evening called snake catchers to remove the snake.

Humpty Doo police Constable Gary Palmer said the woman hatched a plan to get rid of the snake over several beers.

“(She) came up with a plan of extreme heat in the hope it may slither away to cooler area, and as such she set a fire at the base of the caravan,” he said.
“The snake remains at large and the caravan has been eradicated.”

Constable Palmer said after police and fire crews attended the scene, they left her in peace to continue to work on a plan of attack

[Speng]

911 Butt Dial Busts Underage Drinkers in Rothschild, Wisconsin

Bunch of idiots in Wisconsin, unreal.

[johnjohn]

Caravan destroyed after Darwin woman lights fire to eradicate snake

- http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-t...7239605751 -

A FLAWED plan to kill a snake has ended with a caravan destroyed by fire.

Police were called to a property on Finn Rd, Berry Springs on Wednesday night after a woman attempted to eradicate a snake she thought had slithered into her caravan.

The woman had earlier in the evening called snake catchers to remove the snake.

Humpty Doo police Constable Gary Palmer said the woman hatched a plan to get rid of the snake over several beers.

“(She) came up with a plan of extreme heat in the hope it may slither away to cooler area, and as such she set a fire at the base of the caravan,” he said.
“The snake remains at large and the caravan has been eradicated.”

Constable Palmer said after police and fire crews attended the scene, they left her in peace to continue to work on a plan of attack

Darwin - Irony

[GoldenVulture]

This one is a Darwin award nominee.
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...riend.html -
Published: 10:35 EST, 18 February 2015

Josie Edden, 23, was killed just two blocks from the Melbourne apartment she shared with boyfriend Drew on Tuesday morning after she was struck walking across Collins Street near Southern Cross station in Melbourne's CBD.
Her body was tragically found at the scene by Drew who went out looking for her after the coffee shop where she work called to say she hadn't arrived for her shift.
Josie Edden, 23, fell in front of garbage truck in Melbourne's CBD
Sergeant Mark Rose said the truck driver, who is helping police with inquiries, would not have seen Josie and did not appear to be at fault.

'It appears she was running, or walking very quickly ... has cut the corner against the flashing red man, tripped over, the truck's completed his turn, not seen her and ran her over,' he told reporters on Tuesday.

[Securb]

A man suspected of stealing a car spray-painted his face black in an attempt to evade police in Central California.

The Fresno Bee reports Monday that 23-year-old Jose Espinoza ran from police after being caught with a stolen car.

Officers caught up to Espinoza and arrested him Saturday night with his face painted black.

Police booked Espinoza into the Madera County Department of Corrections, where he remained Monday morning. It wasn’t immediately known if he has an attorney.