Groan!

[LesStrat]

Think about it:

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

[lreese]

Food for thought:

If you were to revive the order of letters in the word "GolF", you would get "Flog".

[LesStrat]

With psychoanalysts, if it's not one thing, it's your mother.

[lreese]

[lreese]

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."

[lreese]

Must keep it going...
A man from North Carolina goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, "Did you go to Harvard?" The bartender says, "Yale." The North Carolinan says, "DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?"

[lreese]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office naked and wrapped in plastic. The psychiatrist says to him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a dentist office. He says "Doc, you have to help me! I think I am a moth!" The Dentist says "I can't help you, I'm a dentist, you need a psychiatrist. Why did you even come in here?" The man replies "The light was on."

What's about six inches long, has a big head, and women can't get enough of.
The new hundred dollar bill

[GoldenVulture]

[GoldenVulture]

[GoldenVulture]