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How Insanely Tough and BadAss is Pervertfreak?...
#1
Why, I'm so tough and badass that I pulled my own tooth last night. And I don't mean some barely hanging by a thread loose tooth. I mean a 2 hour, blood, sweat and tears channel-lock pliers kinda tooth. One of my lower big chewing teeth cracked about four or five months ago and I kept living with it. Every so often when I bit down on something tough like steak I'd pack some meat down into a hole between my tooth and gum and get an absess which would swell up and hurt. I'd take pain killers for a week and it would go away but then it would happen again a month later. So it happened again last night during dinner and I finally grabbed a pair of locking vise grip pliers and spent almost two hours in the bathroom wrestling with it. There was actually a lot more blood in the sink than in the pictures but I never got a shot of it all. Believe me, it was one of the hardest, most painful and yes, maybe even stupid things I've ever done. Check it out...

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A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".
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#2
This is a merger of the "You're F'n Kidding me" and "Holy Fucking Shit" threads.

Afraid of dentists?
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#3
Dentists are faggots and I'm not gonna let a faggot stick his tool in my mouth. No, honestly I just think that I can do a better job than they can. Same way with Doctors. I'm sure that there are some truly brilliant doctors out there but I have yet to meet one.
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".
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#4
Dude, get yourself a real set of channel locks or vise grips... Those robogrips from craftsman suck....

I used to fix my own braces back in the day with some diagonal cutters..... the orthodontist didn't like it
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#5
in that last pic it looks like an alien is coming out of your tooth.
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#6
That is fuckin insane! Beyond the string and the doorknob
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#7
Holy shit! That makes my mouth hurt just thinking about it.
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#8
To answer the original question, yeah, that is pretty damn tough and badass. There are other adjectives to describe it as well, but we'll leave it at those two.

Honestly, I never thought I'd see a thread like this here. To quote you, Perv, Holy Fucking Shitballs.
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#9
Let us know when you post the pics from your self conducted kidney transplant. Now that would make for some interesting pics.
There's no crying in baseball
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#10
.........well, the dude did hide in jungles and kill a bunch of shit.

that in itself is badass
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