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Name your penis
#1
There are random name generators where you can find your porn name, your pirate name, your gangsta name.....and.....yes...

YOUR PENIS NAME!

Of course I couldn't resist testing the thing. Apparently my penis name is:

Achilles the Flaccid Planet Crusher
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You would think that on a nice sunny day like this I could find something more constructive to do.
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Ooops, I crapped my pants
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#2
Darth Vader the Tiniest Prehensile Tentacle
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#3
Sweetie the Sensitive Prehensile Tentacle
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#4
Mickey the Unconventional Ferocious Beast LOL
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#5
Tom Jones the Rock Hard Caterpillar
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#6
Albert Tatlock the Barbed Little Willy
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#7
Darth Vader the Strangely Proportioned Caterpillar
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#8
Darth Vader the Enthusiastic Weapon of Mass Destruction

fuck yeah
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#9
That's one of the lamest name generators ever. Three different Darth Vader monikers and two with Prehensile Tentacle...wtf
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#10
They just didn't know who to bribe, Speng.
Ooops, I crapped my pants
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