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Park all of your penal system jokes right here.
Quote:A 13-year-old Ukrainian boy is being charged as an adult after he was found to reportedly have the penis and teeth of a boy much older than him.
According to the Moscow Times, the boy was arrested after he stole a cellphone. After being sent to prison he underwent a medical examination and the doctors concluded from the size of his penis and his teeth that he was between 16 and 17 years old.
As a result of the doctors' conclusion, the judge decided to try the boy as an adult.
The regional prison service has been orderd to review the boy's case.
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What the lol
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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It's good to know if I ever get convicted I'll be tried as a juvenile.
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So uh... how big was his penis compared to the Ukranian standard?
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.
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What the hell is the Ukranian standard?
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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In Russia, penis measure you.
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I think this is a ruse to try more black youths as adults.
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(06-06-2014, 04:30 PM)Agileguy Wrote: What the hell is the Ukranian standard?
5.3 to 5.5 inches according to a European survey.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.
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(06-06-2014, 05:41 PM)Big Flannel Wrote: 5.3 to 5.5 inches according to a European survey.
...and now we know why Russian women never smile
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(06-06-2014, 04:52 PM)Securb Wrote: I think this is a ruse to try more black youths as adults.
That's racist!
Because I said so.
