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Man Seen Masturbating Outside Kum & Go Convenience Store
I wonder what he does at Jack in the Box. 

Quote:Arkansas cops are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying a pantsless man who was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go convenience store.

According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”

One witness snapped a photo of the man, who “realized he was being watched and quickly left the area.” It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.

[Image: kumandgosuspect.jpg]

The image of the Kum & Go suspect is seen above.

Members of the public are encouraged to contact the Springdale Criminal Investigation Division at (479) 750-8139 if they can identify the man.
Story of the month. You couldn't write a better skit than a man whackin' it at the kum & go
He came and went at the Kum and Go?
Because I said so. 
He came, he saw, he conquered
Tomorrow - same thing at climax...

or is it Cumming?
Listless Vessels!
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Someone should put that in their signature…
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Listless Vessels!

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