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Naked Man Drinking Beer Arrested in Pig Barn
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‘I just like pigs’ naked man drinking beer arrested in barn

MILLERSVILLE, Pa. (KRON) — Police have charged a man with trespassing, public drunkenness and indecent exposure after he was caught on a neighbor’s Pennsylvania farm in the nude, drinking beer among pigs.

Police in Manor Township, Lancaster County, say 64-year-old Larry Henry told them, “I just like pigs” when they found him in the hog barn June 26 about 10:15 p.m.

Arrest papers show Henry had been banned from the farm since he got caught trespassing four years ago.

Police say Henry smelled of alcohol and acknowledged drinking a six-pack of beer while hanging out with the hogs.

Police say the brand of beer was in keeping with the overall theme. Henry was drinking Hamm’s.
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I keep trying to turn this into a yo momma joke but they all turn out fat.
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.


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(07-15-2015, 12:35 PM)Agileguy Wrote: I keep trying to turn this into a yo momma joke but they all turn out fat.

Just like yo mama!
Trust me, I'm a medical professional. 
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That was lamer than FDR's legs.
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.


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(07-15-2015, 12:59 PM)Agileguy Wrote: That was lamer than FDR's legs.

Just like yo mama.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional. 
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and this is called news? With Cletus at the TMR offices, we call this Monday morning.
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Ok, how about this one then:

Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon

PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday
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(07-15-2015, 02:10 PM)Speng Wrote: Ok, how about this one then:

Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon

PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday

Friday afternoon after Securb gets back from his liquid lunch
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(07-15-2015, 02:33 PM)Hooch Wrote: Friday afternoon after Securb gets back from his liquid lunch

Damn it, I forgot about that.

Gorilla sticks up middle finger at photographer trying to take his picture at Bristol Zoo

This grumpy gorilla showed one photographer what he thought of posing for pictures by giving him the middle finger.


Forget guerrilla warfare, this angry ape is all about the gorilla swore-fare.
At first the gorilla was just minding his own business[Image: icon1.png] when photographer Bob Pitchford spotted him chewing on some grass.

On spotting the lens the hairy beast turned towards the camera and flips the bird at the lens.

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[url=http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Gorilla-sticks-middle-finger-photographer-trying/story-26906468-detail/story.html][/url]
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We may have to go back to the gorilla masthead. That is great.
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