At number ten on our list of games for adult eyes only, Call of Duty Four is a no-holds-barred look at the art of war. This game makes our list because it brings a new level of grit to the action genre. Let’s face it: How many games start with you getting shot in the face? Brutally realistic combat and an even more realistic storyline ensure that this game will remain a classic for adult gamers worldwide.
Number nine is the jello-jiggler of videogames: Sexy Beach Three is an import-only delight from the lands of the far East. Really, who else would design a game where a primary objective is applying lotion onto a woman’s chest.
At number eight we have 1998’s classic Fallout Two. This role-playing game was set in a post-apocalyptic future where you must find an environmental restoration machine in order to save what’s left of humanity. It deserves a spot on this list because it possesses a rare intelligence and wit that would fly over the heads of younger gamers. Plus, it features mutants!
It doesn’t take a five-star general to figure out why Army of Two is on this list of adult games at number seven. As if watching a man get his eyes gouged out isn’t mature enough for you, prepare to cover your child’s ears as Rios and Salem cuss their way to fame and fortune. Plus, the game encourages you to cooperate in ways that only mature adults can…
We know it isn’t actually out yet, but we couldn’t help but include Ninja Gaiden Two as number six on our list. From the footage we’ve seen, it looks like this may just be bloodier than a sorority that cycles together. And thanks to a heavy flow of realism, you can cut off virtually any body part of your victim. Dismembering your enemies may not actually kill them, so you might have to contend with some pissed-off amputees if you don’t do your job right. It’s easy to see why mature players everywhere are ravenously anticipating this game… for adult eyes only.
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