Suds With Securb: Lawnmower Beers 101

Posted by Bruce Owens On June - 2 - 2005 ADD COMMENTS


I headed out his morning to pickup a twelve pack of beer and a couple of bags of grass. Even up here in cold climate New Hampshire grass isn’t that hard to come by. After some debate and with the desired product in hand, Carl Spackler’s voice instantly popped in my head. “This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass–Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.”

If you didn’t figure it out yet I didn’t pick up a bag of low grade Mexican or a bag of skunk bud from the skate punks down the street. No, I scored three bags of high-grade ryegrass to reseed my lawn.

I know some of you are wondering if I am going to go on some kind of Martha Stewart-like gardening rant. The only way Martha Stewart could ever be mentioned in my column is if I was writing about the best fruit cocktail to use in jailhouse hooch better known as Pruno. Read the rest of this entry »

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Beer & Food Suds With Securb