Hipster Love

[Snake Aces]

There is no escaping. If you really did "like it before it was cool" and "don't care about that bullshit," by definition, you buck the trend and are a hipster.

If you find old stuff that's cool and make it your own, you're a hipster.

There is no way to win this. 

Those obscure black metal dudes? Hipsters.
70s Arena Rock bands that released 8 tracks and vinyl? Hipsters
If you wear plastic rimmed glasses because they're all that's available these days and you don't give a fuck? Hipster.

Whether we subscribe to the Hipster lifestyle willingly or not, we're ALL HIPSTERS.

Fuck. We're all fucked.