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07-24-2008, 04:57 PM
"roger"
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07-24-2008, 08:24 PM
Hey, mine's not bad... [SIZE="3"]Tiddles the Rock Hard Hot Rod[/SIZE] I kinda dig it...
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".
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#13
07-25-2008, 11:04 AM (This post was last modified: 07-25-2008, 01:00 PM by Securb.)
When you guys are done naming your dicks are you going to braid each others hair.
I'm an artist and I should be taken seriously.
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#14
07-25-2008, 11:36 AM
personally i was going to try and braid Attillas pubes...
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#15
07-25-2008, 01:47 PM
Securb Wrote:When you guys are done naming your dicks are you going to braid each others hair.

Someone's mad his penis name is "Keebler the inverted staff"
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#16
07-26-2008, 06:07 PM
Speng Wrote:Three different Darth Vader monikers and two with Prehensile Tentacle...wtf

According to the Penis Name Book, Darth Vader was one of the most popular 80's penis names, followed closely by Homer Simpson and Terminator.
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#17
07-28-2008, 08:52 AM
no one likes Thor anymore..
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#18
08-04-2008, 02:31 PM
Albert Tatlock the Strangely Proportioned Spaghetti Strand
For once I'd like to be called sir without someone adding "your making a scene".
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#19
08-05-2008, 05:21 PM
bdog1221 Wrote:Albert Tatlock the Strangely Proportioned Spaghetti Strand

bdog, your avatar and signature fit right in with this thread! Unfortunately your penis name is a bit, how shall I say?....

limp
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08-05-2008, 10:45 PM
I wasn't happy with Spaghetti Strand myself but that's what I got. I think I'll just stick with little Bri and the twins
For once I'd like to be called sir without someone adding "your making a scene".
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