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I watched Sharknado 2. I was really lost because I haven't seen Sharknado 1 and I turned the TV off 5 minutes into Sharknado 3 before The Hoff even showed up.
It was a deep character study about a group of people who find themselves facing an unspeakable horror with dignity, humor, and chain saws. Well, maybe 2 out of 3 of those things anyway...
The only thing that could save Sharknado 4 (die, Tara, die!!!) would be if they cast William Shatner as a great white.
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Wonderland - Based on John Holmes' involvement in a triple homicide in 1981. Interesting story but I didn't think Val Kilmer was a good casting choice.
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(08-10-2015, 08:03 PM)Speng Wrote: Wonderland - Based on John Holmes' involvement in a triple homicide in 1981. Interesting story but I didn't think Val Kilmer was a good casting choice.
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Is his Penis as big as John's ?
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I'm not familiar with the story or Mr. Kilmer's member.
Because I said so.
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I know how Big John died. I was referring to the murders.
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It was kind of a sequel to The Doors, complete with fat Jim Morrison. Both movies were about self destructive drug addicts in Los Angeles.
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(08-11-2015, 10:48 PM)GoldenVulture Wrote: ![[Image: holmes.jpg]](http://www.hoolinet.com/Portals/0/holmes.jpg)
What's this 11 3/4" bullshit? Can't we comp him a quarter and call it a foot?
That reminds me of a joke...
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I watched City of Angels over the weekend, I have no idea why. We're supposed to believe that Meg Ryan is so drop dead gorgeous that someone would consider choose her over eternal life, not even when she was in her prime.
