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OFFICIAL: TMR Zoo 2009 NFL Total Jackass Team Nomination Thread
#1
This page will be edited as nominees are locked into the Roster:

Starting QB: Brett Favre (Minn) *
Backup QB: Jay Cutler (Chi)
Running Back 1: Larry Johnson (KC/Cin)
Running Back 2: Marshawn Lynch (Buf)
Wide Receiver 1: Chris Henry (Cin)
Wide Receiver 2: Donte Stallworth (Cle)
TE or WR3: Matt Jones (Jax)
Offensive Linemen: Shawn Andrews (Phi) Marcus Johnson (TB)

Defensive Linemen: Jonathan Babineaux (ATL) Albert Haynesworth (WAS)
Linebackers: Shawne Merriman (SD) Leroy Hill (SEA) Anthony Spencer (DAL)
Cornerback 1: Aqib Talib (TB)
Cornerback 2:
Safety 1: Donte Whitner (BUF)
Safety 2: Usama Young (NO)

Kicker: Jeff Reed (PIT)

Head Coach:
General Manager:
Owner: Al Davis (OAK)

Honorable Mentions:

* - second year on team

Nominees are any player or coach who was on a roster at any point during the 2009 season. Post all nominations below and reason why.
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#2
I guess Larry Johnson is another good repeat nominee.
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#3
I'd like to announce the team in a Press Release in the week leading up to the pro bowl.
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#4
LB Leroy Hill - Ricky Williams Violation
LB Shawn Merriman - Smackin Ho Violation
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#5
Head Coach: Brad Childress, for not only being Favre's personal chauffer from the airport but being spineless enough to let the lipless hick take over the team and refuse to be benched.
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#6
WR Chris Henry
I may be a total jackass for bringing it up too soon. But even if it's wrong to put him on this list, has anyone else screwed up their life and NFL career more than this guy did? Six arrests in three years, manages to stay out of jail for a year and that is the evidence that he was turning his life around. I think the fact that he was fighting the mother of his 3 kids from the back of a moving pickup sums up his life. Just a complete waste.
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#7
Speng Wrote:Head Coach: Brad Childress, for not only being Favre's personal chauffer from the airport but being spineless enough to let the lipless hick take over the team and refuse to be benched.

From The Boston Herald: Bill Belichick the GM didn’t help Bill Belichick the coach and would earn an F for this effort. He left The Coach without an offensive coordinator, with a staff of peach-fuzzed acolytes unwilling to challenge his plans or decision-making no matter how foolhardy (a fact Bill Belichick The Coach alluded to), left him with no third receiver, too many old running backs, a rodeo clown as inspirational speaker and inside linebacker, a weakened secondary, very average linebackers and a non-existent pass rush.

The Coach, meanwhile, came up with few successful adjustments at halftime (some might call it the filmless version of the Post-Spygate Blues), an offense that seldom picked up in the second half, a defense that couldn’t hold a lead against good teams and stale game plans that by the end of the year left the Ravens calling out their plays before the ball was snapped (maybe they got NFL Hand Signals, Vol. 2?). Most alarmingly, the season ended with Belichick utterly outcoached by John Harbaugh. Down year for a dour guy.
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desert11 Wrote:WR Chris Henry
I may be a total jackass for bringing it up too soon. But even if it's wrong to put him on this list, has anyone else screwed up their life and NFL career more than this guy did? Six arrests in three years, manages to stay out of jail for a year and that is the evidence that he was turning his life around. I think the fact that he was fighting the mother of his 3 kids from the back of a moving pickup sums up his life. Just a complete waste.

I already nominated him in a previous thread, so I'll second this.
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#9
Marshawn Lynch - running back
- guilty plea of firearms misdemeanor
- 3 game suspension
- stealing $20 from a cop's wife

Donte Stallworth - wide receiver
- drunken manslaughter
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#10
We always have plenty of recievers

Chargers WR - Vincent Jackson DUI
Jags WR -Matt Jones Could be a HOF
Steelers TE - Jonathan Dekker Obstruction of Justice ( a week before the SB)
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