Hipster Love

[Snake Aces]

This thread is my ode to hipsters. Why? Because it's just too damn easy. Feel free to join in on the fun.

[Snake Aces]

[FORMULA73]

I won't. They've taken everything that was man and emmasculated it in a flannel cocoon wound in girl pants, thick-rimmed glasses, beards, false entitlement, and real insecurity.

I'd wipe those faggots from the face of the earth, to a 'man'.

[Big Flannel]

They took Flannel from me, goddamnit.

I make them pay by taking their women.

[FORMULA73]

Women don't want them anyway.

Not really. We'll always be around to roll up our sleeves, change flat tires, cook meat, and mentor younguns on how to do the same. As much as my wife talks about gender stereotyping, her favorite color is still pink and she can't check the Kia's oil.

[Snake Aces]

I won't. They've taken everything that was man and emmasculated it in a flannel cocoon wound in girl pants, thick-rimmed glasses, beards, false entitlement, and real insecurity.

I'd wipe those faggots from the face of the earth, to a 'man'.

I remember when tattoos were rock n roll and wearing a red and black lumberjack was NY Biggie Smalls gangsta shit or Uncle Bob going hunting. I remember when having a beard meant having a beard. 

I wore thick-rimmed sunglasses in the late 90's as a tribute to Buddy Holly and Joe Strummer. I got tattoos before some hipsters were even old enough to wipe their own ass. I loved my red and black lumberjack when I lived in MN. My beard has been around since about 1998 in one form or another. 

Shit. They stole my shit and ruined it.  

[FORMULA73]

You sound like a fucking hipster, bruh.

[Big Flannel]

I AM THE ONE WHO FLANNEL

[Big Flannel]

Btw, I found the perfect "hipster love" photo but it violates the only rule we have...

[Snake Aces]

You sound like a fucking hipster, bruh.

Maybe I'm in denial.