So this is Christmas, and what have you done? You lit up a shopper with your brand new stun gun. Did not John Lennon tell us ” Let’s stop all the fight” in the song “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)”? John Lennon wasn’t around when these Black Friday sales hit the big box stores and malls so he couldn’t have envisioned this.
This great clip from Walmart in the City of Brotherly love is electrifying. You don’t expect a tiny little chick to whip out a tazer and give a beat down in the mall. Then again, the tazer could have been left in her purse from the last Eagles game at the Linc.
I am sure this is not the last holiday brawl we will see but so far, this is the best. Bringing a stun gun to Black Friday is a new low. Then again, I live in Yazoo Mississippi; I could go out and buy a stun gun this weekend on Black Friday clearance along with an AR-15 assault rifle. That reminds me I need to do some holiday shopping. Hopefully I make it back in one piece. Stay classy Philly.