The NFL is a paradox. Their commercials depict iron men grimacing with the sole intent of letting us know how tough and mean the players are, and quarterbacks asking if we are “tough enough” to play their position. So with all this testosterone running wild what happens during the 2005 Opening Kickoff? The NFL gives us a delusional henpecked ex-drug addict in a football helmet singing Crazy Train, gone Hollywood pop punk bands Green Day & Good Charlotte, and Rihanna. Who the hell is Rihanna?The edgiest band on the entertainment card was The Rolling Stones. 60 year old men in tight jeans and spandex; it was horrifying if not sad to watch.
What Jagger said was, “One time you were my baby chicken, now you’ve grown into a fox/Once upon a time I was your little rooster, now I’m just one of your cocks.”
OK, we are not morons and we all know what Sir Wrinkly Face meant. But are we now censoring double entendre? Can the NFL censor because what they think we are saying? I guess they can! They can do this because Janet Jackson showed her breast. Read the rest of this entry »
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