The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread

[Ransack]

WTF, the dog has a little snack and gets put down?

[Speng]

Nice to see you again Ransack

[Ransack]

You can see me! Damn X-box kinect.

[Securb]

give it a few weeks and she'll be fat and rich. why can't I ever get lucky enough to be accidentally slightly injured in public... :(

You can swing by the TMR Offices and slip & fall in monkey shit but that will only get you a DVD and a Jagermeister shirt.

[Speng]

Pilots on Justin Bieber’s Plane Had to Wear Gas Masks Because of Pot Smoke

http://entertainment.time.com/2014/02/05...z2sVTswWcz

Justin Bieber and his entourage filled their private plane with so much marijuana smoke during a flight last week that the pilots had to don gas masks, according to a police report obtained by NBC News.

[Securb]

Though perhaps you have the distinction of having frequented 46 McDonald’s restaurants in your lifetime, one brave soul decided he’d add 46 locations to his list in one day. The plan? To hit all of London’s McDonald’s locations in 24 hours — and chronicle his journey for YouTube, of course.

Sure, you might be thinking, I could eat some French fries at multiple fast food locations in one day and survive just fine, if not end up little bloated. But this guy didn’t make it that easy on himself.....

......“I’ve learned about parts of London I didn’t know, foods I didn’t know, and areas of my body I didn’t know could feel pain,” he says. Sounds about right.

[GoldenVulture]

And then he :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl: :earl:

[lreese]

Meh... If he visits 46 different Taco Bells in a day, I might be a little impressed.