05-17-2012, 08:52 PM
Aaron Rodgers rips Creed, Nickelback, Alter Bridge, and their fans on Twitter, once again proves heââ¬â¢s awesome
http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles...e-a,71922/
Ensuring his popularity will remain high through the off-season, Aaron Rodgers slapped together a mighty Twitter rant directed at Creed, Alter Bridge, and Nickelback, a holy trinity of butt rock. It all started as just an innocent dis directed at Packers tight end Tom Crabtree:
![[Image: rodgerstweet_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg]](http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/71/71916/rodgerstweet_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg)
But it quickly turned into a screed against any and all fans of those bands, suggesting that forcing children to listen to the trioââ¬â¢s music counts as ââ¬Åcruel and unusual punishmentââ¬Â as well as hinting at the possibility that fans of those three bands might be cognitively disabled.
Well, actually, he said that liking those bands may impair oneââ¬â¢s ability to score well on the Wonderlic Personnel Test, a common intelligence measurement tool used by the NFLââ¬â¢s Scouting Combine. We can only assume Rodgers scored very well on the testââ¬âhe actually kicked Favreââ¬â¢s ass in 2010ââ¬âsince he is smart enough to know that Alter Bridge totally sucks.
http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles...e-a,71922/
Ensuring his popularity will remain high through the off-season, Aaron Rodgers slapped together a mighty Twitter rant directed at Creed, Alter Bridge, and Nickelback, a holy trinity of butt rock. It all started as just an innocent dis directed at Packers tight end Tom Crabtree:
![[Image: rodgerstweet_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg]](http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/71/71916/rodgerstweet_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg)
But it quickly turned into a screed against any and all fans of those bands, suggesting that forcing children to listen to the trioââ¬â¢s music counts as ââ¬Åcruel and unusual punishmentââ¬Â as well as hinting at the possibility that fans of those three bands might be cognitively disabled.
Well, actually, he said that liking those bands may impair oneââ¬â¢s ability to score well on the Wonderlic Personnel Test, a common intelligence measurement tool used by the NFLââ¬â¢s Scouting Combine. We can only assume Rodgers scored very well on the testââ¬âhe actually kicked Favreââ¬â¢s ass in 2010ââ¬âsince he is smart enough to know that Alter Bridge totally sucks.

