The Stripper Thread

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A female escort wielding a high-heeled shoe is facing an assault rap after she allegedly used the footwear to beat a valet bloody outside the Hotel Valley Ho in Scottsdale, Arizona, according to police. Jennifer Thomas, 26, was arrested early yesterday in connection with the Monday night attack on the 27-year-old male victim, who was injured after Thomas hit him in the head with the shoe.

The heel's tip struck his scalp, "causing him to begin profusely bleeding," according to Scottsdale Police Department reports. "The gash was consistent with the size of the bottom of a high heel shoe." The unprovoked assault apparently was triggered after Thomas--who was wearing a miniskirt and had been drinking in the upscale hotel's bar--asked the valet to call her a cab.

When a "standard Yellow Cab" arrived, Thomas, pictured in the mug shot below, became irate, saying, "I'm not fucking getting into that. Who do you think I am?" She added that hotel employees "should know I need a sedan." After a second vehicle was summoned--this time a Lincoln Town Car--Thomas removed a shoe and, "without prompt," took a "violent swing" at the valet

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He was three sheets to the wind and $300 lighter in the pocket after a beer-soaked night at a strip club. And then, the out-of-town visitor realized that his wife may have some questions about where his paycheck went — so authorities say the 27-year-old Winter Park man flagged down a police officer and said he was robbed at gunpoint.


Authorities are skeptical of the robbery story told to an officer early this morning on Tamiami Trail, saying the reputed victim waited 90 minutes to flag down an officer and changed his story several times.


The man told officers that he could not admit to his wife that he spent more than half his paycheck on pitchers of beer and strippers at the Peek-A-Boo Lounge in Manatee County. But he was adamant on getting a robbery report to show her he was robbed of the money.
According to the Manatee Sheriff's Office, the man cashed his paycheck Wednesday and spent $300 of it at the strip bar.


He went back to his motel, the Quality Inn, drank some more and flagged down an officer about 6:30 a.m.


The man told them that he has a wife and that the two share a common bank account to pay bills and buy groceries. “And that's why he needed this robbery report,” Manatee Sheriff's Sgt. Will Kelley wrote in his report.


The alleged robber has not been found.

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that's his story and he's sticking to it!

I wonder what his old lady looks like?

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I wonder what his old lady looks like?

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yikes..... that mouth just scared my dick.

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I'd hit that

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Police arrested a man from Racine after he slammed his SUV into Visions Night Club. Officers say 50-year-old Keith Rasmussen was asked to leave the club after vomiting in the VIP area. After that, witnesses told police Rasmussen got into his SUV, put it in reverse and slammed into the club's entrance. Police say the entrance has significant damage.

The witness says Rasmussen nearly hit him and another woman. Police say Rasmussen drove over the curb onto E. Washington Avenue and pulled into a parking lot nearby.

When police pulled up to Rasmussen's vehicle, an officer asked him how he was doing. Rasmussen replied, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers."

Rasmussen denied driving the SUV and claimed he arrived at the location thanks to help from "Martians."

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of all that places I have puked, I've never puked in a strip club..

adjacent to the entrance, in a urinal, or course.

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Police arrested a man from Racine

I'm guessing Racine, WI. I can only imagine the skanks at the club, they're too ugly to work in Milwaukee.

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I'm guessing Racine, WI. I can only imagine the skanks at the club, they're too ugly to work in Milwaukee.

I think the strippers in Rancine are hot. Some of them even have teeth