2009 NFL Total Jackass Team

[Securb]

It's that time again. It has been a pretty quite year for arrests but I am positive we can put together a team to field.

If Randy Moss gives up again on Sunday he is a shoe in at WR.

Mark Sanchez could go at #1 pick for buying into the "Sanchise" bullshit. It doesnt have to be an arrest that gets you on the squad just jackass behavior.

Bills RB Marshawn Lynch is a lock as is Donte’ Stallworth and Shawn Merriman.

"Total Jackass Team Hall of Fame" nominees are also welcome for retired player.

[Hooch]

I think QB is locked up with the likes of Favre, Cutler and possibly Vick.

This is the 2009 team we have to pick, BTW.

[Ransack]

This is going to sound shitty, but I've got to nominate Chris Henry.

[Securb]

This is going to sound shitty, but I've got to nominate Chris Henry.

Yeah it's pretty shitty, funny but shitty Chris Henry deserves a Darwin Award not a Jackass Award.

I do like Hooch's Cutler pick.