Howard Stern: Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios Compete in Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant (PICS)

This morning, Howard Stern orchestrated yet another historic moment in radio history as he hosted the Charlie Sheen Pornstar Pageant. The only requirement for contestants is that they had a previous “relationship” with current media sensation Charlie Sheen. In the Howard Stern SiriusXM Studios to compete were Casey Jordan, Capri Andersen and Melanie Rios. Charlie has not officially endorsed the pageant, but he did call into the show earlier in the week.

Kacey (not K.C.) Jordan, the only contestant who was previously on the Stern Show, led off the pageant. Kacey had some pretty shocking revelations in her previous appearance on the show, and had some new bombshells today. The biggest piece of gossip was that she recently had an abortion and it was possibly/probably Charlie Sheen’s baby. She informed Howard that she recently had sex for the first time after the abortion after a several-week layoff. Gary chimed in that she had not been abstaining from anal sex during the healing time, and Kacey confirmed that she had being going crazy with the other hole during this time frame.

Next up was Capri Anderson, another Charlie Sheen girl that has been in the news recently. There was some immediate tension between Kacey and Capri that Howard alluded to, and Kacey confirmed it. Apparently Charlie had lost a $150,000 watch during one of the nights he was with Capri, and Kacey was sure that it was Capri who stole it. Capri noted that Charlie was a little rough with her… and again, Kacey chimed in and told her to suck it up.

The final contestant in the Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant is Melanie Rios. Melanie has been a virtual unknown in the Charlie Sheen saga as we haven’t heard her name brought up in previous reports. Melanie is only 19 and unlike the previous 2 contestants, Melanie is an anal virgin. Mel is from Colombia and came to the US when she was 12, and according to her, was right into sex. Welcome to the American Dream!

Below are some nice shots of the lovely contestants. Kacey is the top row, Capri the middle and Melanie on the bottom. Click any thumb for the full-sized super-hot version:

In the end, it was Stern Show veteran Kacey Jordan that won the crown by a wide margin. The guys thought Melanie was a true beauty, but this is a PORNSTAR pageant, and the slutty intangibles do count. We’re going to do a full gallery of her later today, so stay tuned…