Mel Gibson Talks: The Star’s Explanation of Recent Events Seems to Satisfy African American Leaders

mel-gibson-1African American leaders and Black America are relieved to hear Mel Gibson’s explanation of the events of the past few days. Mel was recorded by his baby’s mother Oksana Grigorieva. Blasting out a tirade of misogynistic and racist comments.

Mel was recorded saying to the mother of his baby “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice.” and “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

Then The Max Max star went Beyond the Thunderdome and basic decency with the remark “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”

Most after hearing this recording thought Mel Gibson has once again proven himself to be Aussie trash. Mel is now famous for his drunken antisemitic statements. It almost seemed like that ugly chapter in Mel’s career was fading. Just as the light was about to extinguish on Gibson’s racist past we get these new allegations.

Gibson quickly responded to these new allegations. Mel’s explanation for this tirade seems to have put this ugly chapter to rest. It seems that Mel was just practicing lines for his next movie. Mel has released a statement announcing in the upcoming Lethal Weapon 5, Martin Riggs is exposed as a cuckold . We at TMR were baffled by this term so we turned to Wikipedia

The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge (it is usually with the male’s knowledge and sometimes consent, to be a true “fetish”). A cuckold fetishist is aware of his partner’s activity and derives sexual pleasure from it. In this subculture, the female is typically sexually dominant, while the male takes on a submissive role, only becoming involved with her or her partner when she permits it—sometimes remaining altogether celibate. Other arrangements are certainly possible..

…The wife and extramarital participant may both enjoy attempting to actively include him in the act of cuckolding as much as possible through serving her. Some common themes include praising her appearance, attempting to stimulate her sexually at the same time as the additional participant, and generally being engrossed in her enjoyment. It is common for the male to be more absorbed with the female’s pleasure than his own.

Mel went on to explain when his character says “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.” it is a good thing. “The cuckold would not only enjoy his partner being raped by a pack of niggers he would probably also watch and serve them Malt Liquor” claimed Gibson.

Gibson said for this screen treatment he would be playing the cuckold. Lisa Lampanelli has been cast as the wife. Gibson is looking to sign what is left of The Wu Tang Clan to play the pack of niggers. Mel said by using a pack of niggers in the film instead of one black man, he could put more black men back to work. This is just Mel Gibson giving back to the black community and not a case of racism as we first thought.