NFL 2010 Offseason

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My god, in most of them he was wide open.

And when he does finally catch a ball he coughs it up if the wind blows too hard.

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Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia'

WASHINGTON—During an emotionally charged press conference Monday, newly minted Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb expressed gratitude to the unappreciative, abusive, and intolerant fans of the Philadelphia Eagles for their total lack of support over the years. "I'd like to thank all the Eagles fans who were always there to demand the whole world from me every week, who expected me to do everything with almost nothing, and who blamed me for the team's every failure," said the six-time Pro Bowler, who also apologized for his failure to shore up the Eagles defense and his inability to keep Brian Westbrook healthy while leading the team to five NFC championship games. "I can't thank them enough for the constant insults or tell you what their lack of support meant to me when Rush Limbaugh made racist comments about me. My only regret, besides every fucking awful moment of the past 11 years, is that I couldn't give these people what they wanted most: drafting Ricky Williams back in 1999. No fans deserved it more." McNabb then wished probable Eagles starting QB Kevin Kolb luck winning the next 25 Super Bowls "because nothing else will be enough," gave all Philly fans the finger "because I can't give them all cancer," sighed with pleasure, and went to turn in his Eagles playbook to the Redskins' defensive coordinators.



http://www.theonion.com/articles/donovan...ove,17235/

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Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia'

Sounds about right

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Cowboys in Philly for the regular season finale. I smell revenge.

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MNF Oct 4th Fins v. Cheaters ...nice.

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It's Tim Tebow night! Get your final guess in.
http://www.tmrzoo.com/sports/tebow.php

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JaMarcus Russell is expected to get cut today. Looks like that fat bastard will be getting his fill of Poutine.

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JaMarcus Russell is expected to get cut today. Looks like that fat bastard will be getting his fill of Poutine.

What a disaster.

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Tim Tebow is already setting records

When it comes to making and selling rookie jerseys, the NFL's got a quick release. In that way, they're the direct opposite of Tim Tebow.

It's Tebow's jersey, though, that sits atop the list of top-selling NFL rookie jerseys. In fact, it's the fastest-selling rookie jersey of all-time, crushing the record set by Mark Sanchez last year.

"It’s a pretty substantial difference between him and the next guy," NFL spokeswoman Joanna Hunter said of Tebow’s jersey sales.

This wasn't tremendously difficult to predict. Tebow came to the NFL with a legion of fans built-in, and then Denver made a big splash by trading up to get him late in the first round.

It also all worked out pretty conveniently from a jersey standpoint: Brandon Marshall just left town, making Tebow's number 15 available, and the Broncos have a similar color scheme to that of Tebow's college home, the Florida Gators.

Second among rookies in jersey sales was Ndamukong Suh of the Detoit Lions, followed by the first-pick overall, Sam Bradford of the St. Louis Rams. Rounding out the top five were Eric Berry of the Kansas City Chiefs and the newest Dallas Cowboy, Dez Bryant.

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The Giants have no chance to win the NFC East. Neither do the Cowboys and neither do the Eagles.

At least not according to Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall.

Hall vowed that the Redskins will “dominate” the NFC East this year now that they’ve added former Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb. And according to the Washington Post he also told Redskins fans at a draft party on Saturday that they could expect an 11- or 12-win season.

“We’ll dominate our division, off of bringing Donovan McNabb in here, a guy who’s dominated the division in the past. So that’s just an educated guess. That’s an educated guess, and I stand behind. I’ll stand behind that. I’ll fight and claw to try to make that happen.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/gia...ate-nfc-e.html