2009 NFL Offseason

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It was reported today that Tom Brady has a strained gluteus. The cause was Giselle ripping out the anal beads too hard.

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"So long, Pacman. We hardly knew ya. The Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced last night that they will not be continuing their pursuit of Adam (Pacman) Jones, the troubled former NFL star. "After deliberating and further investigating, we feel at this time it is not in the best interest of our football club to pursue Adam Jones and wish him all the luck in his future endeavours," head coach Mike Kelly said last night. "This has nothing to do with his ability to get across the border.

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There's still the European League. And if that doesn't work, there's always Australia. They'll take anyone. Don't forget, they started as a penal colony.

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There's still the European League.

The NFL Europe is sanctioned by the NFL, not a chance he goes there. He could go to the UFL and blow up that league for two years. If he behaved himself he would have a chance at finishing his career in the NFL and making some real money. Something tells me he is too much of an asshole.

Someone needs to get a hold of the UFL roster I bet you could get a great column about the who's who of troubled players that have landed there. "The Land of Broken Toys"

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[Ransack]

Someone needs to get a hold of the UFL roster I bet you could get a great column about the who's who of troubled players that have landed there. "The Land of Broken Toys"

California Redwoods roster
Quarterbacks
-- Shane Boyd
-- Brett Dietz
-- Liam O'Hagan
Running Backs
-- Obafemi Ayanbadejo FB
-- Derrell Hutsona
-- Cory Ross
-- John David Washington
Wide Receivers
-- Larry Brackins
-- Marcus Fitzgerald
-- Brandon Rice
-- B. J. Sams
-- Sonny Shackelford
-- Joe West
Tight Ends
-- Michael Allan
-- Branden Ledbetter
Offensive Linemen
-- Steve Edwards G
-- Tyler Luellen T
-- Mike Mabry C
-- Brian Rimpf T
-- Isaiah Ross G
-- Brian Stamper T
-- Todd Williams T
Defensive Linemen
-- Paul Carrington DE
-- Jeff Littlejohn DT
-- Jason Parker DE
-- A. J. Schable DE
-- Jason Stewart DT
-- Damon Suggs DE
Linebackers
-- Maurice Crum ILB
-- Nick Hannah OLB
-- Prince Kwateng OLB
-- Nick Osborn OLB
-- Worrell Williams ILB
Defensive Backs
-- Josh Lay CB
-- Norman LeJeune S
-- Eddie Moten CB
-- Ronnie Prude CB
-- Ahmad Treaudo CB
-- Marviel Underwood SS
-- Jeremy Unertl S
Special Teams
-- Kai Brown LS
-- Derrick Frost P

Florida Tuskers roster
Quarterbacks
-- Chris Greisen
-- Craig Nall
Running Backs
-- Tatum Bell
-- Ronnie Cruz FB
-- Steven Korte FB
-- Quincy Wilson
Wide Receivers
-- Doug Gabriel
-- Chas Gessner
-- Frank Murphy
-- Koren Robinson
-- Dominique Thompson
Tight Ends
-- Keith Heinrich
-- Jermaine Wiggins
Offensive Linemen
-- P. J. Alexander G
-- Enoka Lucas C
-- Fred Matua G
-- Gene Mruczkowski G
-- Rob Petitti T
-- Zach Piller G
Defensive Linemen
-- Mkristo Bruce DE
-- Fred Bledsoe DT
-- McKinley Boykin DT
-- Patrick Chukwurah DE
-- Josh Cooper DE
-- Rien Long DT
-- Eric Powell DE
-- Josh Savage DE
-- Bo Schobel DE
-- Claude Wroten DT
Linebackers
-- Colby Bockwoldt OLB
-- Tim McGarigle ILB
-- Terrence Melton OLB
-- Anthony Schlegel LB
Defensive Backs
-- Willie Andrews CB
-- Curtis Deloatch CB
-- Grant Mason CB
-- DeMario Minter CB
-- Darius Vinnett CB
-- Michael Waddell CB
-- T. J. Wright CB
Special Teams
-- Patrick Fisher P
-- Kevin Lovell K
-- Joey Madrid LS

Las Vegas Locomotives roster
Quarterbacks
-- J. P. Losman
-- Russ Michna
-- Tim Rattay
Running Backs
-- Tyrell Fenroy
-- Tyson Thompson
-- Terrence Whitehead
Wide Receivers
-- Casey Flair
-- Brian Hernandez
-- David Kircus
-- Tab Perry
-- Andrae Thurman
Tight Ends
-- Adam Bergen
-- Scott Kuhn
Offensive Linemen
-- Martin Bibla G
-- Jason Boone G
-- Jesse Boone C
-- Frank Davis G
-- Brandon Joyce T
-- Pedro Sosa T
Defensive Linemen
-- Wendell Bryant DT
-- George Gause DE
-- Ross Kolodziej DT
-- Gabe Long DT
-- Lauvale Sape NT
Linebackers
-- Ezra Butler OLB
-- Teddy Lehman OLB
-- Brandon Moore OLB
-- Ronnie Palmer ILB
-- Brian Toal OLB
Defensive Backs
-- Wale Dada CB
-- Jamal Lewis DB
-- Tony Parrish SS
-- Nick Turnbull FS
-- B. J. Ward FS
-- Chaz Williams CB
-- Trey Young DB
Special Teams
-- Danny Baugher P
-- Andrew Jacas K
-- Rigo Morales LS

New York Sentinels roster
Quarterbacks
-- C. J. Bacher
-- Quinn Gray
-- Brian Johnson
Running Backs
-- Rich Alexis
-- Tyronne Gross
-- Joe Rubin
-- Cecil Sapp FB
-- LaBrandon Toefield
-- Shannon Woods
Wide Receivers
-- Preston Brown
-- Ryan Hoag
Tight Ends
-- T. J. Cottrell
-- Ronnie Ghent
Offensive Linemen
-- Ray Norell T
-- Ramiro Pruneda T
-- Erik Robertson G
Defensive Linemen
-- Richard Clebert DT
-- Dan Davis DT
-- Maurice Fountain DE
-- Brigham Harwell DT
-- Simeon Rice DE
-- Bryan Save DT
-- Michale Spicer DE
Linebackers
-- Marc Magro OLB
-- Nathan Williams ILB
Defensive Backs
-- Brian Bonner SS
-- Trey Brown CB
-- Dre'Mail Hardin FS
-- David Lofton SS
-- Terrell Maze CB
-- Lionel Mitchell FS
-- Fletcher Terrell CB
Special Teams
-- Aaron Barret K
-- Ryan Horvath P

Ask and ye shall recieve. I do see some familiar names on that list.

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New York Sentinels roster
Quarterbacks
-- Brian Johnson

I didnt know he left AC\DC

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But it's good to see he's still working

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Bruschi, Harrison, Vrable now Seymour, there is no way you can tell me The Pat's defense is getting better. The secondary has had problems for years now the pass rush is gone. I am liking The Dolphins chances more and more to take the AFC East again.